Hi, my name is Envy not that I want Ты to know, anyways this is pretty much about me and Fullmetal Pipsqueak having drunk blood sex.(related sex) Don't tell me that's gay cause we were drunk. So SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell украл, палантин my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like Ты Envy." сказал(-а) Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait Ты should tolatally have мустанг have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay Ты might want to practice on someone before that way y... Ты know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal день at the office untill the день was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell Ты that Edward is at the bar can Ты go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because Ты need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means Ты can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are Ты doing here?" "I was going to pick Ты up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found Ты to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with Ты and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell украл, палантин my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like Ты Envy." сказал(-а) Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait Ты should tolatally have мустанг have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay Ты might want to practice on someone before that way y... Ты know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal день at the office untill the день was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell Ты that Edward is at the bar can Ты go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because Ты need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means Ты can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are Ты doing here?" "I was going to pick Ты up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found Ты to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with Ты and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END