Kurt: Yes!
Blaine: What?
Kurt: I'll marry Ты silly. Yes I'll marry you. It took a lot of thinking, but I realized that I am ready. I am so ready because I Любовь Ты and I want to spend the rest of my life with Ты Blaine.
Blaine: Oh my god Kurt! This is the happiest день of my life! I Любовь Ты too Kurt. Thank Ты for choosing me. I figured some stuff out too. When Ты get into NYADA, we will Переместить to New York and get married. Ты know since its legalized there. And that's all I got so far.
Kurt: Well, I am so flattered that Ты figured out our life, but remember my plan. Me and Rachel have a plan.
(Rachel then suddenly showed up with her planner at Kurt's side. She had been eavesdropping for the past couple of минуты because she was so excited to find out Kurt's answer)
Rachel: Ты see it is all in my planner Ты see. We will be on broadway after we graduate and then get married, but we can tho hat to the window because me and kurt are already engaged. And after we retire our broadway career we will have our own tasteful HBO series to end our careers and retire as one big happy family.
Blaine: Wow Ты guys really do have your life figured out.
(Santana went storming down the hall looking for Brittany. She wanted to find out the test results and she also wanted to have a nice talk with her mostly to apologize)
Santana What do the results say? Are Ты a mom?
Brittany: False alarm San. Look Santana, I'm am so sorry for even almost getting into this mess. I never meant for this to happen. I'm not ready for a kid at all, I wasn't even sure that this could happen. I thought storks bring babies, I didn't know. I just can be s stupid sometimes. That's why I need you. I Любовь you, Santana.
Santana: Brittany Ты shouldn't be the one apologizing, I should. I treated Ты wrong. I'm sorry Brittany.
(Little did the girls know that the school news paper editor heard the whole conversation and found her new headline. Her name was Alex Jones)
Alex(to the school newspaper club): I have our Далее headline guys! Остаться в живых cheerleader becomes a mom!
Editor#1: oh my god, Brittany S. Pierce is pregnant?
Alex: Right on the dot young one. The звезда cheerio is with child.
Editor#2: I think I just got a boner.
Alex: Not time for that frank, just run the story.
Editor#3: Wait, am I the father?
Alex: John, this is not the time to make up a story. We all know you're a virgin. And I doubt she would go for you. Just run the freakin story!!
What could possibly go wrong now?
