Kurt (in a somewhat high voice): Эй, there, old friend. Ты need a shoulder to lay on? Dory wants to be a friend to ya! What do ya say?
Blaine (annoyed): Ты do realize that "Finding Nemo" is so 10 years ago?
(Blaine closes his locker and starts walking. Kurt follows beside him.)
Kurt: Ты liked it last night.
Blaine: What do Ты mean? We didn't see each other last night.
Kurt: Um, yes we did.
(There was a sudden flashback to last night at Kurt's house. The two were in Kurt's bedroom, listening to loud Музыка and watching "Entourage" at the same time. At exactly 11:15 p.m., Blaine turned the TV and radio off, and starting hiding under the covers. Kurt goes behind him with the plush Dory.)
Kurt: Dory's hungry, Blaine. Wanna know what that means? (He gets into his high-pitched voice.) Dory's coming for ya!
(Blaine giggles and tries to keep Kurt from tickling him, but fails.)
Blaine (drunk): Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Dory, Ты hyper son of a bitch! I Любовь Ты so much.
(He and Kurt start to Kiss and make out.)
(The flashback ends.)
Blaine (silent and confused): My mind's completely blank.
(Silence.)
Kurt: Still, what's the problem?
Blaine: My brother. He thinks he's better than me.
Kurt: Oh, how silly. What makes Ты think that?
(The boys turned to a man, Cooper Anderson as he walked down the hall towards Blaine. Kurt has a surprised look on his face.)
Cooper: What's up, bro?
Blaine: Nothing much. Uh...Kurt, this is my brother--
Kurt: Cooper Anderson?!
Cooper (winking and pointing at Kurt): Ты know it.
Kurt (grinning happily): Oh, my gosh! I watched Ты in the commercial. Ты were so amazing!
Cooper: Thank Ты for the kudos.
Blaine: Kurt, maybe we should--
Kurt: Not now, Blaine. I'm dying to get to know еще about your brother.
Blaine: But we were going to--
Kurt (stepping towards Cooper, speaking fast and excitedly): Please, can I get your autograph? When are Ты free for lunch? Look, I'll give Ты my number, and Ты tell me the time and place. Or, if it's easier, we can text each other about your Далее new projects, and I'll be there to help you. We'll be like best friends! This is so amazing!
(Kurt pulls Cooper away and continues having a conversation with him. Blaine, irritated, walks away by himself. Quinn and Tina are standing by the front door, watching Cooper walk away with Kurt.)
Quinn: He's so cool.
Tina: I watch his commercials all of the time.
Blaine (to Tina and Quinn): Did someone make Ты come here to make me feel еще pitiful?
Tina: No, we were just--
Blaine: Just leave me alone.
(Blaine walks out of the door. Quinn folds her arms.)
Quinn: This screws.
Tina: Tell me about it.
Quinn: Tina, shut up.
(The Далее day, Blaine is in the auditorium by himself looking at his schedule for the Далее week.)
Blaine (to himself): Man...do I really have to sing that much?
(At that moment, Cooper walks in.)
Cooper: Can we talk?
Blaine: About your Далее audition? I'd rather not.
Cooper: No, about you. Ты seem kinda...I don't know, let down.
Blaine: And guess who's fault that is.
Cooper: Ты mean me? I was just helping out these hopefuls with their futures. What's bad about that?
Blaine: Ты taught Brittany and the Irish kid to wink after each of their sentences. Real actors don't do that.
Cooper: How would Ты know?
(Blaine starts to speak, but Cooper cuts him off.)
Cooper: And no, you're not gonna get out of character at this point just to prove a point to me.
Blaine: Anyways, not only Ты teach my Друзья the wrong things, but Ты always tell me what I'm doing wrong and sometimes upstage me.
Cooper: I was just trying to help. I didn't mean to hurt Ты like that.
Blaine: Fine, but just don't--
(At that moment, a casting agent walks in the auditorium to greet Cooper.)
Agent: Hey, are Ты Cooper Anderson?
Cooper: Yes.
Blaine: Excuse me, we're--
Agent: We need Ты for a role in a comedy TV show. Are Ты willing to audition?
Cooper: Of course. What do I audition for?
(Afterschool, Cooper and Blaine are in the studio, looking at the script for the TV Показать the agent was talking about.)
Cooper: Well, this seems...okay, I guess.
Blaine: Who's the co-star?
(At that moment on the set, Sue wakes up in постель, кровати in nothing but a white robe. She turns to the director.)
Sue: Okay, are we gonna get this over with? I have an ultrasound to go to.
Blaine's Thoughts: Crap...
Well, what did Ты think? I hope Ты liked it.
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