Quinn: Well, Unholy Trinity once again.
Brittany (unenthusiastically): I've had better threesome moments than this, Quinn. No offense. I mean, the freshman with the Down Syndrome still owes me 10 tickets from that день we went to Chuck E. Cheese's.
Santana: Why are Ты so down, Brit?
Brittany: I just have a lot on my plate lately.
Quinn: What happened?
Brittany: Well, first I had some disgusting eggs and cheese for breakfast today. Then I felt like I had morning sickness for the rest of the day--
Santana: No, not that.
Brittany: Oh, well...it's about me, really. I'm the senior class president, but I have the worst grades out of the whole school. I have no idea on how to bring them up, nor do I know how to keep my presidency up. And I also had a talk with Coach Sylvester today.
(Brittany had a flashback of when she was in the office with Coach Sylvester. They had a discussion on the sex tape with her and Santana.)
Coach Sylvester: So Brittany, five little birdies told me that Ты put up a sex tape over the internet, containing the inappropriate contents involving Ты and one Miss Lopez.
Brittany: Coach, Santana wanted to be famous, and I just wanted to help her out. I mean, isn't that what my nemesis twin, Britney Spears did?
Coach Sylvester: Could be a possibility. или she may have sold herself to numerous amount of bars in Kentucky или Tennessee.
Brittany: Please don't expell me. I just wanted to provide my Любовь and support for her. And I have a fear of witches, especially after watching "Wicked".
(Brittany watches as Coach Sylvester scratches her chin, thinking up of some consequences for her.)
Coach Sylvester: Brittany, I Любовь how you're trying to help. But there are major effects on teenagers putting up Видео of themselves to sell out. However, I don't want to see Ты fail in life, either. Here's what I'm going to do.
(Brittany comes out of her flashback, and tells Santana and Quinn what she has to do.)
Quinn: Take charge of senior prom?
Brittany: Coach says I'm in charge of clean-up, greeting people at the door, serving the food, decorating the gym room, and providing entertainment to make this year's prom possible. I don't know how to do all of that, though. Also, she told me to finish this whole stack of homework that I've been getting F's on. I don't even know half of the stuff the teachers assigned me.
Santana (looks at Quinn and back at Brittany): Well, you're not alone. All Ты need to raise your grades is some tutoring from your favorite, sexy black panther. Also, Blondie and I can help with the prom coordinations. I mean, we're your Друзья and running for prom Queen anyways.
Quinn: Which, by the way, I'm going to win this year.
Santana (rolling her eyes): Just because you're in a wheelchair for an unexpected number of weeks--or possibly months--doesn't mean you're going to win prom queen.
Quinn (defensive): At least I don't b*tch on people every day.
Santana: That was when I was the "closeted" Santana Lopez, missy!
Brittany (smiling): Thank Ты guys so much.
Quinn (holding Brittany and Santana's hands): When we're together, nothing can stop us.
Santana: We rule the school.
Brittany: And the downtown mall.
(The girls laugh and share a hug. Puck watches from the doorway without them looking.)
Puck: Wow...they sure do have a great friendship. Sure wish I could go back to season 1 and just be buds with Azimio and Dave for old time's sake.
(Ryan Murphy whispered something from offstage. Mark Salling got out of character and turned towards him.)
Ryan (whispering loudly): I'm not gonna bring them back!
Mark (to himself): Damn.
Well, what did Ты think? I hope Ты liked it.
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