Sum up twilight in one sentence? My answer is " Plot less with cardboard characters thrown in and a dash of cliche for good measure

A poorly-written, overrated book lacking in a plot, morals, story structure, rounded characters, sophisticated literature, and strength.

Pointless , horribly written , boring , full of Mary-Sues and oh-so-perfect Вампиры , who are actually sparkly - жопа, попка Феи , overrated , waste of time , based on some crappy and weird dream of "author" , made for airhead obsessive fangirls , and overally , HORRIBLE book that ruined the look of old , good vampires. (mine is pretty long . .xDD )

Plotless, pointless, pathetic.

This is not to be confused with he book "Plotless, Pointless, Pathetic." by Joshua Wright, which is, by the way, fantastic.
Funnily enough, that book has a sequel called "Hapless, Hopeless, Horrible." and that pretty much sums up New Moon.

A piece of crap that is a disgrace to literature and the traditional, real vampires.

An amazing Любовь story ruined by publicity, crazed fans, haters, movies, and over extortion </3

I can't...Twilight has destroyed all my brain cells

The worst book EVER written.

A good story that was romantic and kept me interested.

Vampire writers are crying in their graves.

People in lust.
Like does she even know what Edward's Избранное color is? или what one of his hobbies are?

It was boring, badly written, and a waste of my time.

Damn someone be haten! My one sentence would be...."A romantic Любовь story that just happens to envolve dead people and dogs."

(I actually like Twilight. Team Edward!)

dumb and edward looks like an obsorbalof!!!!

this is an obsorbalof

A depressed, Эмо girl who thinks the world is against her falls in Любовь after five минуты with a greek god who eats bears and Цитаты Shakespeare for a hobby and rejects this werewolf-shifter who's known her all her life and she thows her life away to be with a guy she knew for a week. And they all lived happily ever after.

(I know that's two, but I just had to throw that in there.)

A waste of paper, and an epic fail if there ever was one.

An interesting story that has strong opinions toward it (rabid Фаны who are obsessed with it and extreme Antis who spend all of their time hating it).

A story about a good-smelling hair that attracted a 109-year-old 'suppah-effin-hawt' vamppy.

(i'd Любовь to make it longer.. but only a sentence is needed.. oww..)

sparkly Вампиры dancing around the toastool with Золото and red eyes lacking plot and filled with too much Edward Cullen perfectness for any sane person's liking

It makes me wonder if Stephanie Meyer is trying to go green, because she's harming the enviorment with Письмо those books.

I can do it in a word. "Kindling".

If I had to sum up Twilight in one sentence I'd say 'Waste of time'.