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I'll tell Ты my story. I Любовь Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one день my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take Актёрское искусство lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the Книги and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that сказал(-а) 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Остаться в живых my remaining marbles and was looking for something in the Книги that justified this horrendous statement. I found none. Come on. They are nowhere the same. Some shallow, whiny moron who thinks she's better than everyone and lives and breathes for her boyfriend vs The boy who lived. Siriusly people!

Wizards vs Vampires, the epic battle began between me and the Twilighters in the forum. Once I realized how ignorant and stupid some Twilight Фаны are, I was at ease. At least the Harry Potter Фаны were not as hostile as Twilighters. My faith in humanity restored I continued to enjoy this forum.

1. Hermione Granger vs Isabella Swan
*Hermione is intelligent, loyal, strong, fearless and independent. She has self-respect and compassion that is shown at all times.
*Bella лебедь is mostly a pretty bimbo. Even if Meyer made her intelligent it is of no use as she ends up being a loyal maid to the men in her life.

2. Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
*Harry is noble and brave. He may not be an Adonis incarnation but intelligence is also a turn-on.
*Apart from being good looking I didn't find anything good to add.

3. Ron Weasley vs Emmett Cullen
*Ron is way funnier than Emmett and way еще loyal to Harry.

4. Ginny Weasley vs Rosalie Hale
*Both have depth and character development(a little for Rosalie) to them. Rosalie has characteristics of humans (bitchy, jealousy etc) that are relatable.

5. Luna Lovegood vs Alice Cullen
*Luna is crazy and does not care about what people think about her. She is weird in an appealing way.
*Alice is pretty and weird. In the Фильмы she was laughable. I hate Alice by the way.

6. Neville Longbottom vs Jasper Hale
*Again Neville was a supporting character that was well developed and far еще better than Jasper at the end of the series.

7. Draco Malfoy vs Jacob Black
*Man is he hot! Plus he plays his character so well that it is hard not to dislike him.
*Great body. Good Acting. Bad choice of a movie.

8. Voldemort vs James
*Scary and brilliant. A back story that, at times, makes Ты feel sorry for him.
*No idea why he was even included.

9. Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
*Brave and intelligent beats Beautiful and fast any day.

10. Harry Potter Любовь vs Twilight love
*Harry loves Ginny for her personality, humor and lastly beauty. Edward likes Isabella for ???
*The Любовь between Друзья Ron and Hermione is realistic, funny and totally great. Jacob and Bella ???

11. Potter trio vs Twilight trio
*Great team beats Любовь triangle. Plus why does Stewart look stoned most of the time?

12. Potter cast vs Twilight cast
*Potter actors are еще critically and commercially acclaimed than the Twilight cast.

13. Severus Snape vs Every sparkling moron in Twilight
*An unrequited Любовь that stood the test of time and ended with his death. A Любовь that can never be bettered by any vampire или wizard. True Любовь is Severus Snape. RIP.

And finally,
14. Дж. К. Роулинг vs Stephenie Meyer
*JKR is humble, creative and is a wonderful writer.
*Meyer is arrogant by calling her book better than classics, unimaginative and a Фан fiction writer.

This is a small dedication to all the Harry Potter and Twilight Фаны for the Любовь for their respective series.
 Hermione vs Isabella
Hermione vs Isabella
 Harry vs Edward
Harry vs Edward
 Ron vs Emmett
Ron vs Emmett
 Ginny vs Rosalie
Ginny vs Rosalie
 Luna vs Alice
Luna vs Alice
 Neville vs Jasper
Neville vs Jasper
 Draco vs Jacob
Draco vs Jacob
 Voldemort vs James
Voldemort vs James
 Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
 Harry/Ginny vs Edward/Bella
Harry/Ginny vs Edward/Bella
 Ron/Hermione vs Jacob/Bella
Ron/Hermione vs Jacob/Bella
 Potter trio vs Pothead trio
Potter trio vs Pothead trio
 Potter cast vs Twilight cast
Potter cast vs Twilight cast
Северус Снегг
Severus Snape
 Дж. К. Роулинг vs Stephenie Meyer
J.K.Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer
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If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested by the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. Волки get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper Показать up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...
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I am sure lot of Ты won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These Книги are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of Любовь and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However Ты have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two звезда crossed Влюбленные and the obstacles faced by them. HP...
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DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I Любовь Ты еще than Ты can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an час snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his рубашка off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...
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(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, Вампиры could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....
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There once was a seventeen год old girl named Sandy. One день in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid Чтение a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and еще often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...
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This was not written by me. It was written by the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic или emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story или novel или what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.



The concept of plot and the associated concept...
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Here's a Список of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, или just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many Фаны are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read by any age group. Twilight is geared еще towards angst 15 год olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with Ты as Ты read. The first Книги start out fairly tame but mature as Ты mature....
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The plain text is a copy/past of link.
The bold text is my own add ins to relate the situations to Bella and Edward


Любовь is a tricky emotion. There are some things that feel like Любовь but they are much too superficial to be the real thing. Real Любовь takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Here are three things that people often confuse for love.

I don’t personally believe that Любовь can really be defined by anyone, but oh well. People like to try new things.

Lust A.k.a, Twilight


Lust is the feeling that is often mistaken for Любовь at first sight. Lust is an intense and sudden attraction to somebody...
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I knw that many of Ты hv read the Книги and watched the Harry Potter series. At first, I liked it very much, but later on, it got really boring to the point I had to force myself to watch tthe Фильмы and read the books. I know that I don't "have" to force myself to do anything, but there was no other way to spend my holidays. One of my friends, who is a Potter Фан recommended this series to me and gave me all the Фильмы and books. I finished Чтение all the Фильмы and also finished Чтение all the books. At the end, I was really disappointed.
I hate Harry Potter. Now, don't go saying that I...
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