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posted by lucius_malloy
So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But Ты get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Друзья - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Чтение a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an яблоко on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but she never did remember to check out the book at the library.

About a год after that, what I like to call 'The Twilight Brainwashing' really kicked into gear. This was late 2OO8, and the movie release was just underfoot. Emma hadn't really heard about it, that much, but her Друзья were all going on about how Twilight was the best Любовь story they'd ever read. But Emma didn't really like the idea of vampires, so she kept raiding the библиотека for other Книги instead.

However, all the way until the Рождество holidays, Emma just kept on hearing еще and еще about Twilight, until one день when she was eating out with her family in 'celebration' of the spring term starting, she remembered the almost infamous book. So, seeing as they were in a mall, she asked her parents if they could make one tiny little detour... and they agreed. So she went Главная with the Twilight book.

She read it all that same evening, and loved it. If Ты had asked her, she could not have explained why she loved it... it just 'spoke' to her. The Далее день after school, she ran around all the bookshops in Helsinki, trying to find New Moon, but it seemed like she wasn't the only one who had fallen into the Twilight craze around the time the movie was released, since she couldn't find them anywhere. Finally, one of her Друзья (We'll call her R) loaned it to her, and she went Главная to read the entire 6OO pages in one night.

Once again, she loved it... and cried when Eddykinz left. The Далее day, R loaned her Eclipse, and the same pattern as with New Moon was repeated.

However, R did not have Breaking Dawn. Neither did the bookshops, since it had newly been released. So, Emma ordered it off the internet. The день it finally arrived, she was so engrossed in Чтение it she accidentally burned dinner. Her mother wasn't too pleased...

So, half a год passed. When asked about her favourite books, she's reply with 'Harry Potter and Twilight'... yeah, she was one of those people. She went to see the movie, and thought it pretty much sucked. She kept seeing people complain about the lack of plot and terrible quality of writing, but she didn't contest them - they were, she thought, entitled to their own (wrong) opinion.

Until one fateful day, the summer between seventh and eighth grade, Emma decided to start re-reading the series. She kept noticing the lack of plot and terrible quality of Письмо people had been talking about, еще and еще until Breaking Dawn seemed to be nothing but. That was the день she removed 'The Twilight Saga' from her favourite Книги on her Facebook page, and hid the Книги in her cupboard. Since that day, she has been telling people to stop Чтение Twilight and to please read some actual literature instead.

Then one день near the end of eight grade, Emma finally found her missing copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and started re-reading the series in celebration. Since that happy, happy day, she has been a full-on Potthead.

Finally, one день in June, she was Googling '1OO Reasons Why Twilight Is Better Than Harry Potter', simply for the lulz - the reasons are, Ты must admit, stupid. Instead, however, she came upon a website called Fanpop, еще specifically the spot called Harry Potter vs. Twilight, and even еще specifically the Форум '1OOO reasons why harry potter is better than twilight'. It had around 1OO pages at that time, and she started Чтение them, interested. However, she only got to page 2O before she got so impatient she simply made an account and joined in... and the rest, as they say, is history.
Ok, some of this is opinion, some is fact, so don't critisize it because it is my opinion. And don't be rude in the Комментарии section!

1. If the Cullens are "vampire's" that don't burn in the sun, don't drink blood, young, rich, immortal and beautiful, then why are they in Forks, Washington!? In HIGH SCHOOL!?

2. Ты say this story is about a Vampire, Werewolf and Human. I won't disagree with the human part, but the Cullens are NOT vampires. They don't drink blood, they don't die from a stake to the heart, they don't burn in the sun, and they don't have fangs. Jacob isn't a werewolf. He doesn't...
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Intelligence, I was not born with. Talent, minimal. Endurance, plenty. I wish I could be a Hermione Granger. The world is a cruel place for a woman and a brainy one at that. The close I come to is a Ron Weasley.

Hermione, from her introduction, comes off as a snooty know-it-all. An outcast who never gets along with anybody because she knows too much. But as we Переместить on in the series she becomes the strongest pillar of the trio. She thrives on competition and always comes on top. Being a muggle-born and to be accepted into the wizard-world she faces discrimination and isolation from many but...
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I found these fascinating, thought Ты guys might too, :)


Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow звезда indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer was Blaise Pascal, a French mathematician and philosopher.

Draco...
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OK, there are millions of people who write thest kind of articles, but please try and control your patience, and read this.

The Love
Harry Potter has love. Not lust.
Hermione didn't stare and Ron and say "OMG he is soooo hot, I am in love" no, Hermione and Ron started of as hating each other. Halfway through their first год they became friends. In HBP and DH they both started getting feelings for each other. They Любовь each other for who they are. That is real love. Twilight on the other hand has no real love. Bella and Edward fall in Любовь with each other, they kiss, Bella gets pregnant. ALL THIS...
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posted by KateKicksAss
One thing I've noticed in general is that anti's tend to make a pretty big deal out of the Twilight Вампиры sparkling. I've seen people saying things like real Вампиры don't sparkle, Вампиры not sparkling was a fact, and that it was gay of them to sparkle. Okay, of ALL the things to criticize in Twilight, people are going after the SPARKLING? Seriously?

First off, at least where I'm from, calling something “gay” as an insult is considered really rude and distasteful. Besides being rude and homophobic, it's also generalizing and stereotyping. Just because something sparkles doesn't make...
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Whoa. Its the final battle already? It seems like this all started a week ago....which it did....so...yeah.
NOTE: I am a Twilight fan, so do not suggest that I think all Twilight Фаны are crazy. I also think HP is better than Twilight, though. Just a little.
NOTE:I like HP and T, I am not trying to make fun of either, I'm just having fun with some of the ideas.
NOTE: okay, I'm just putting this note in to build suspense.
NOTE: This is it. The big one. The end. The last one. The one and only. The awesome one. The one that is the end. The climatic one. The one that, if Ты do not read, will send...
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I was typing up an response to iluvtwilight_ for my personal enjoyment when someone reported the Вопрос and had it removed. I felt much frustration as what was once a very entertaining activity was reduced to pointlessness. This makes an already depressed person like me еще depressed. Siriusly, I want to committ suicide now...

No, I don't... not yet. But I considered leaving for a brief moment.
But to address this problematic issue. I present: link. O.o What's this? Wikipedia has a specific project devoted to adding humour to the site? OMG, on such a serious site?

Yes, even on such a serious...
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So Harry Potter is MUCH better than some stupid book about wimpy girls and sparkly fairies. First off:
ALL the Twilight people are UGLY! I mean seriously, Taylor Lautners muscles are gross and he has ugly man-boobs. He looks like a creep on steroids. and Robert Pattison looks like a bum, and Kristen looks like a drug aggict as Bella. I mean, EW! Who wants to watch a movie with eyesores like them? Harry Potter is WAY better, I mean we have HOT guys, and the girls aren't half bad either! I mean. we have Lucius, Draco, Sirius, and Snape to say the LEAST! Plus like a zillion other eye-candy dudes!...
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Discussion regarding Twilight Вампиры and reply to Drisina at link

First Part:
The thing is Drisina, one cannot by fiat change a legend to whatever one very well pleases with. Вампиры have been in mythology from the 17th century, e.g. Countess Elizabeth Bathory who alledgedly drank her female servants blood to stay young.

So what Stephenie Meyer does is that she takes the vampire-myth, and discards the gorier details and imperfections, replaces them with what she thinks they should be and et voila, we have Edward Cullen.

Now I shall dissect why most people think its a bad thing to do. Recall...
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posted by harrypotterbest
The Volturi and The Death Eaters have a lot in common. This Статья points out the features of The Death Eaters that the Volturi seem to have as well.
Before I begin, Ты have to remember that The Death Eaters were here first – so the Volturi copied them, not the other way around. Now, the leaders of the Volturi are –unless I’m very much mistaken – Aro, Marcus, and Caius. The leader of The Death Eaters is Lord Voldemort.
The Dark Lord can perform Legilemency, which is rather like mind reading, whatever Snape says. Aro can read minds too. The Dark Lord needs eye contact, Aro needs a...
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posted by harrypotterbest
Severus Snape. The man we all hated. Then loved. Then went back to hating. And then we positively loathed him. But, after, we found out hi story. And, when we knew the truth, what did we feel? Love.
Yes, we ended up loving Severus Snape. Because, once we knew HIS side of the story, it was clear.
Snape had a difficult childhood, which probably led to his disturbed adulthood. But we knew nothing about this until we read The Deathly Hallows. And after we found out, found out exactly what he had suffered through, our emotions changed. Snape is one of the deepest characters in Harry Potter, and...
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It’s been a while since i am here in this Harry Potter vs Twilight community. Now, being a die hard Harry Potter Фан my vote always go for the same, but I feel by criticizing any of the two of them is insulting the world of story writing. I give it a thought why this whole Harry Potter vs Twilight thing is started and all that comes to me is a memory of mine. At some point I liked Twilight (though not as much as I am obsessed with Harry Potter). Then one день I had an argument with a friend of mine & naturally I sided with Harry Potter but hearing illogical criticism turned me against...
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posted by Blueeyes99
Ok, time for the other side of the story, in other words, time for another interview with a Twilight “hater”. Her name is Izabella, aka: venvargie! Let’s get started!

Could Ты introduce yourself please!

Hah, okay well I'm Izabella. But I usually go by Ven on the interwebz. I'm turning 16 in a few months and I don't watch a lot of TV so I don't have a Избранное Показать xD.

What is it that Ты hate about Twilight?

Well, I hate the sparkling thing the most. Growing up, I watched all kinda of scary vampire Фильмы with my older brother and they were always the kind that died in the light and vanted...
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Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather Болталка today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a Болталка collection of letters put together to form a Болталка collection of words which will, in turn, provide a Болталка collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If Ты have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)



Read the...
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posted by snapeislove
The "jejemon" mania is spreading in my country like mad.

I am a Filipino and Im getting really upset because almost half of the 'jejemon' population is in my country. Even my Друзья greet me through text messages '.,inN DisZ qKinD oFv m4nN3Rr.,' and Im now confused if they're simply Twihards или just some bunch of lunatics. I am also sad because when I Поиск what 'jejemon' means it always come up with explanations that involve my country, am I gonna deny that I am a Filipino? will I curse them all because they're all proud of it? will I beg them to stop the stupidity? I know my options will...
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New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, Автор of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her секунда book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell Ты why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered Ты make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: Оружие and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. Ты silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that черепаха hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. или at least the book. The films are еще funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the Источник material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't Любовь it; I'm no Potterhead by any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the Книги and films, Чтение and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...
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