Once there was a young teenage girl named Hadley. She was walking around at the local библиотека looking for some new Книги to read. While she was there, Hadley stumbled upon something. It was a black hardback book with two hands holding an яблоко with the word, "Twilight" on it. This interested Hadley and she decided to buy it. When she did, she got hooked. Hadley bought the other three Книги and after she read them, became a Twitard. She even started to think that Harry Potter and all the other Фэнтези Книги she liked weren't as good as Twilight. She drew pictures of the characters, wrote fangirl Комментарии on papers and taped them on her walls, highlighted her Избранное quotes, and even tried justifying Комментарии against Twilight. When someone would say anything bad about Twilight, her wrath would pour like fire. Hadley was a rabid Twilight fangirl.
A couple months later, it was time for Breaking Dawn to come out. Hadley was jittering with excitement as she waited at the библиотека to get a copy. After buying it, she read Breaking Dawn for a whole six hours that night. When she was done, she muttered to herself, "What. The. F*ck." Hadley, wishing Breaking Dawn was just different, reread the Книги and finally decided that she hated Twilight. She thought of selling the four books, but because she didn't have enough allowance money или time to do it, she instead ripped as many pages as she could and got rid of them as a satisfying snack for her dog.