(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)
Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.
Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, Вампиры could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).
In Twilight, there is none of this. In fact, the Вампиры do this fucked-up thing where they sparkle like glitter-glue или Colgate toothpaste. Bram Stoker is crying in his grave.
Yes, it sure was, to put it nicely, original, but Twilight completely disregarded hundreds of years of mythology!
Let's say that Ты became a legendary creature thingy called an... Andie. At first, there are hundreds of stories about Ты being an awesome Doctor Who Фан and the only Fanpopper who can pull off taking pictures with Redvines. But then this awful amateur writer writes this fucked-up fanfic about you... I don't know, liking Miley Cyrus. Would Ты be offended? I think yes. Especially when hundreds of teens worldwide will go, "I WANNA BE AN ANDIE!!!!! I LIKE MILEY CYRUS!!!!"
Вампиры Living Forever: Вампиры DO NOT FUCKING LIVE FOREVER. Seriously, when did people get that shit in their heads?
Вампиры are dead - well, the correct term is undead. One vampire goes and sucks the life out of some Болталка human. Then he gives some of his creature-of-the-night blood to the human. The human is then a vampire. I do not see how Ты can be 'living' when Ты have no heartbeat.
Вампиры not having fangs: Meyer described the Cullens as not having fangs. ... the fuck?
Вампиры DO have fangs. Otherwise, how can they survive? Idiot.
KTHXBAI!!! :D
Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.
Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, Вампиры could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).
In Twilight, there is none of this. In fact, the Вампиры do this fucked-up thing where they sparkle like glitter-glue или Colgate toothpaste. Bram Stoker is crying in his grave.
Yes, it sure was, to put it nicely, original, but Twilight completely disregarded hundreds of years of mythology!
Let's say that Ты became a legendary creature thingy called an... Andie. At first, there are hundreds of stories about Ты being an awesome Doctor Who Фан and the only Fanpopper who can pull off taking pictures with Redvines. But then this awful amateur writer writes this fucked-up fanfic about you... I don't know, liking Miley Cyrus. Would Ты be offended? I think yes. Especially when hundreds of teens worldwide will go, "I WANNA BE AN ANDIE!!!!! I LIKE MILEY CYRUS!!!!"
Вампиры Living Forever: Вампиры DO NOT FUCKING LIVE FOREVER. Seriously, when did people get that shit in their heads?
Вампиры are dead - well, the correct term is undead. One vampire goes and sucks the life out of some Болталка human. Then he gives some of his creature-of-the-night blood to the human. The human is then a vampire. I do not see how Ты can be 'living' when Ты have no heartbeat.
Вампиры not having fangs: Meyer described the Cullens as not having fangs. ... the fuck?
Вампиры DO have fangs. Otherwise, how can they survive? Idiot.
KTHXBAI!!! :D
I still Любовь Ты after all these years.
Thinking of Ты brings me to tears.
I see Ты every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.
Where are Ты my dear?
Are Ты near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When Ты had passed the gate.
I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if Ты are just beyond my reach.
Where are Ты my dear?
Are Ты near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When Ты had passed the gate. (2x)
Why am I still here?
Thinking of Ты brings me to tears.
I see Ты every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.
Where are Ты my dear?
Are Ты near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When Ты had passed the gate.
I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if Ты are just beyond my reach.
Where are Ты my dear?
Are Ты near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When Ты had passed the gate. (2x)
Why am I still here?
