This Статья isn't mine, this is just an Статья I found on cracked.com (one of the best sites ever!). I agree with most of it, and on that note remember this is opion based, not fact. This is...*drumroll* if Ты don't hate Twilight already, why Ты SHOULD hate Twilight!

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Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to Ты Twilight Фан girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless Ты write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!