Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)
So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:
-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, Ты don't like yourself. You're a demon, a murderer. Now fuck off and stop telling us this!
I could go on, but I'm not feeling likes it right now.
So, the point of this Статья is this:
Whether we're anti-twi's или anti-potter's, we're all people. I Любовь both. I have some Друзья who hate twilight, some Друзья who hate HP. We were made to have differences. There's no need to call Twihearts idiots, and no need to call Meyer a horrible Автор who doesn't know what the hell she's doing. Potters, we KNOW that Twilight could be better, and so could HP. And Twihards, lay off. It's fucking annoying. D:
~~Salvy
So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:
-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, Ты don't like yourself. You're a demon, a murderer. Now fuck off and stop telling us this!
I could go on, but I'm not feeling likes it right now.
So, the point of this Статья is this:
Whether we're anti-twi's или anti-potter's, we're all people. I Любовь both. I have some Друзья who hate twilight, some Друзья who hate HP. We were made to have differences. There's no need to call Twihearts idiots, and no need to call Meyer a horrible Автор who doesn't know what the hell she's doing. Potters, we KNOW that Twilight could be better, and so could HP. And Twihards, lay off. It's fucking annoying. D:
~~Salvy
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do Ты guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have Ты read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t Ты just Любовь them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are Ты f***ing serious?! These are the best Книги ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite Ты and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
were are Ты harry asked ron over here can't Ты see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see Ты it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for Ты can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in Любовь with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
no i cant see Ты it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for Ты can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in Любовь with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story