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posted by KateKicksAss
After hearing some Дебаты on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.

By "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few еще assorted Death Eaters.

After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out Виктория-победительница in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.

First off, in the books, Bella talks about the Вампиры superhuman speed a lot, and many of their actions, when not trying to pass as human, are done superhumanely fast as well. When it comes down to it, if they can go fast enough that they're either a blur или too fast to even be seen, they'd have a huge advantage over Voldemort and his baddies.

I've seen people arguing that the speed wouldn't matter, as the spells are represented by light, and nothign moves faster than light, but that's invalid, as in the books, it talks about people dodging, ducking, или blocking spells, and if Harry and his friends, at normal human speed, can dodge spells, then the Volturi, moving at superhuman vampire speed would definitely be able to.

Also, even if someone off Voldemort's side got lucky and landed a spell on a Vampire, whose to say it'll even work, seeing as their bodies are basically made of stone? The spells might work, but they might also just bounce off them. или maybe just blast part of their body off, which wouldn't affect them too much, especially since, due to their bizzare invincibility, would easily be reattatched.

Also, even if someone landed an Avada Kedavra, I peronally think it's unlikely to work, seeing as the Вампиры are pretty much dead, I mean, their hearts aren't beating, they don't have any vita organs to be stopped, so how could an Avada Kedavra kill them?

Sadly, between the Вампиры super speed and super strength, they could probably tear any number of Death Eaters apart without much, if any damage to them, so I am forced to conclude that the Death Eaters will probably lose. Besides, if the Volturi can strip them of their wands, the Death Eaters are pretty much powerless, and couldn't even apparate away to safety, let alone magically kill the Voturi, and of course would definitely not be able to fight them off bare handed, due to aforementioned Vampire speed and strength. Of course, I haven't even started on my rant about the Вампиры being too freaking invincible yet....

Anyways, that's just my take. Feel free, in fact, feel encouraged to Дебаты this, it'll probably make for some interesting arguments.....
posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter Фаны are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER Статьи HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores Ты или is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Любовь with Ты — and Ты are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells Ты to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Любовь of your life. Ты should stay with him since he will keep Ты безопасно, сейф forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell Ты that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Чтение them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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Okay sorry Twilikers. But Ты need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a Любовь story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the Книги Переместить on. And have Ты seen all the different...
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If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested by the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. Волки get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper Показать up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...
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I am sure lot of Ты won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These Книги are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of Любовь and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However Ты have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two звезда crossed Влюбленные and the obstacles faced by them. HP...
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DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I Любовь Ты еще than Ты can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an час snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his рубашка off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...
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(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, Вампиры could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....
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There once was a seventeen год old girl named Sandy. One день in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid Чтение a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and еще often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...
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