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Why Twilight Is Better Than Harry Potter!!

posted by edwardsgurl2012

(i have edited this Статья so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell Ты why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are Чтение that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child безопасно, сейф book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 год old...

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Snape's relationship with Harry

posted by PotterForever

Severus Snape is without a dought the deepest most complex character in Harry Potter. His relationship with Harry was quite complicated in the sense that he had a very difficult past with both Harry's parents. On the one hand he was deeply in Любовь with his mother, but on the other hand he absolutaly LOATHED his father. This resulted in the awkward difficult relationship the two of them had throught the books. Snape cared about Harry, but only to the point where he wanted to make sure his physical being was protected, and that he was alive and well. He cared about this, because his Любовь for...

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Breaking Dawn Part One Review **Spoilers**

posted by bri-marie

Over-all, the movie wasn't that bad. It stuck very, very close to the book (like, literally taking lines straight), with the exception of one или two parts, so Breaking Dawn Фаны will absolutely Любовь it. But, even if you're like me and hated Breaking Dawn, the movie was still pretty enjoyable. Definitely not unbearable. The effects were great, the Музыка was awesome, and Kristen kicked major ass. There was humor (because Charlie was there), there was drama, and there was even an awesome fight scene. (One-and-a-half, really.)

Spoiler-y Opinions
Liked:
-The one-liners.
Charlie's...

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11 Comebacks to use when Voldemort says he's going to kill Ты

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: mugglenet.com
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.

1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, Ты got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than Ты look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for Ты now!!" *Prepare yourself by getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did Ты say something?"

5. "Why do you...

reasons why twilight is better the harry potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

1. Twilight has еще deph to their plot
2. The harry potter characters are mary-sues
3. The harry potteR characters are sparkly wizards
4. The characters in twilight matured while harry potter characters didnt
5. twilight has a theme park based on them
6. smeyer created a world while j k rowling created a book
7. twilight is aimed for people of all ages while harry potter is aimed for teenage girls
8. The war in harry potter was anti-climatic
9. twilight is about Любовь and friendship while harry potter focuses on how to get a boyfriend
10. even daniel radcliffe says that he didnt like the character he...

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Bella vs Ginny.

posted by bessmarvin1

Ginny vs Bella

I know that many of Ты like Bella and many of Ты hate her.But I Любовь Ginny еще than her.In fact I hate Bella.She's such a Mary-Sue.

MY REASONS WHY BELLA SUCKS,COMPARED WITH GINNY.

Bella made us all realize that we cannot live if we do not have a man in our life.
Ginny made us realize that Ты don't need a man in your life to live.

Bella was broken down when Edward left her.
Ginny fought for her family and Друзья when Harry left her.

Bella always hurdles behind Edward when she had to face danger.
Ginny was nearly killed,but she did not back down.

Bella married just after she graduated out of school...

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How Edward got Bella pregnant. (DRAFT)

posted by youknowit101

This is just a draft. We've been working on it, but we want to see how Ты guys react to it so far. We both plan to explain each point further, but we want to know what else Ты guys want to see addressed.

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a Вопрос a bit назад asking what bothers Ты about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.
(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if Ты haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, Ты probably shouldn’t read this)

First, we’ll address te...

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My sincere apologies to youknowit101 and my opinions on this entire bloody debacle

posted by Quaila

Alright, so here I am again in the Статья section. And with the strangest topic yet.

I'm extending an apology to youknowit101 for my numerous mild to severe transgressions of civility against him. I am also apologising for losing my temper yesterday and to be honest, I don't think the evening of December 12th 2010 on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot was very enjoyable.

Now, I am going to analyse this bloody debacle from start to current, and give Ты my opinions afterwards.
I first encountered cassie-1-2-3 when someone worshipping the Holy Potatoe as a running gag told me she had levied "blasphemy"...

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вверх 5 Reasons Ты Should HATE Twilight!

posted by Ms_Mea

This Статья isn't mine, this is just an Статья I found on cracked.com (one of the best sites ever!). I agree with most of it, and on that note remember this is opion based, not fact. This is...*drumroll* if Ты don't hate Twilight already, why Ты SHOULD hate Twilight!

Click here to check out the article:
link

Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to Ты Twilight Фан girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless Ты write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!

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The Twilight Saga: An Abomination Of Vampire Literature

posted by lucius_malloy

I would like to start by quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... by Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his Остаться в живых scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's Вампиры are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...

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Harry Potter Vs. Twilight. Why compare?

posted by LoveforSeverus

"Why compare Harry Potter and Twilight? Why would Ты compare such different things?" are two Вопросы this spot has come across often. And to be honest, it irritates the living crap out of me when people ask this.
The media plays a role in things and this Дебаты is no different. On the cover of Breaking Dawn there is a quote from USA Today saying "Move over Harry Potter".(Newsflash, we're not going anywhere) Now, don't tell me that doesn't anger you/ Ты wouldn't feel angry if Ты were a Harry Potter fan. "Stephanie Meyer is the new J.K.Rowling." It really pisses me off when people say this...

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How I Have Become a Twilight Hater

posted by ilovereading

Like a lot of other Antis, I was at first a Twilight fan.

I got into Чтение when I was 8 years old. First real book I have read was Harry Potter. Since than, I have read loads of fiction - romance, science fiction, fantasy, historical novels...
I liked some of them and disleked others. With years, I learnd to tell why and found my избранное - Фэнтези novels.

My friend heard of upcoming Twilight movie, so she decided to read it. She recomended the book to me, so I said: "Heck, why not, it sounds interesing." I borrowed it from school библиотека and read it. I admit, I thought it was great, and I...

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Confessions of a Twilight-Loving Harry Potter Фан

posted by squashedcupcake

I'll admit, I have a pretty diverse bookshelf. I have the Harry Potter Complete Series box set Далее to my Twilight books. People who burn/flame either book are either A. extraordinarily biased или B. have a legitimate reason and may actually have something intelligent to say. To find out what people thought, I decided to ask people who surrounded me at school what their opinions were. If you're interested, read on...

I took a survey of my fellow female students to see what they thought at my middle school (what possessed me to do so, I cannot say), and many of the Ответы I heard were something...

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What's Wrong With Twilight Part 1: New Moon Review

posted by LilysLittleTwin

New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, Автор of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her секунда book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell Ты why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward...

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Finding Twilight a Theme Song

posted by siriuslyawesome

A little play.

(setting-a stage. Creepy smoke rolls on ground, odd blue lighting. Edward stands looking at Стена and thinking)
Edward:Hmmm...
Harry:Hey Edward! What's going on?
(Edward ignores him)
Harry:Is something wrong? Is Bella being a pain or...
Bella: (runs in) WHY ARE Ты MAKING EDWARD UPSET?
Harry:I'm not trying to-
(Hermione runs in, panting)
Hermione: I heard yelling-what's going on?
Bella: Harry's making Eddieward mad.
Harry:I just asked if he was okay-
Bella:AND THAT MADE HIM UPSET!
Hermione: Bella, calm down.
Bella: DON"T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN Ты CALM DOWN!!!!!!
Hermione: That's...

i can't.. i.. i just CAN'T!!! it's 2 hard! HELP ME HP FANS!!!!

posted by 555YJ

ok pple tell me REALLY what u think
i'm a MAJOR harry potter Фан and i read all the booksmore than 5 times in english and in french and watched all the movies... i swear like еще than a HUNDRED times... exept one book ....
i was in Любовь with HP 4 really long and the idea of it to end and the fact that Фред and еще characters that i Любовь will die KILLED ME!!! i Любовь sirius SOOOOOOO much.. and Фред 2 and when dumbledore and sirius died i was DEVISTADED!!! i couldn't stop crying for a месяц for both of them!!!!
and when the last book was published i bought it in both languages the first день (btw...

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Harry Potter and Twilight love? OMG!!

posted by KatiiCullen94

To a Twilight vampire!
Bonnie Wright, the British actress who plays Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter films, is set to tie the knot with her actor beau Jamie Campbell Bower (Cauis from New Moon).

The 19-year-old was spotted Показ off her "glittering engagement ring" to fellow guests at a Gucci party last night, according to reports.

As well as playing a vampire in New Moon, 21-year-old Jamie will co-star with Bonnie as the wizard Gellert Grindelwald in the final Harry Potter film, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows.

The couple met only a few months назад and Bonnie recently gushed in an interview, "We just really clicked straight away. He's a great guy, and we just enjoy spending time together... He's really lovely. Everything is going great."

FOR A секунда THERE I DIDDNT THINK IT WAS EVER POSSIBLE!

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Feeling Ill (Hermione+Snape) fanfiction part 3

posted by ImBooOK

SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore сказал(-а) lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and еще black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and сказал(-а) some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...

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The Twilight Saga: The Plot Holes That Never Were

posted by cassie-1-2-3

I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but еще often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would Вампиры go to high school?”, или “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, или can be logically theorized. These are usually followed by “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, или “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, или my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...

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“Harry Potter is the End of an Era. Twilight is the End of an Error.” - The Anti-Anti-Slogan

posted by cassie-1-2-3

“Harry Potter is the End of an Era. Twilight is the End of an Error.”

At first glance, Ты would think this is just another oh-so-clever Anti-Twilight slogan, reiterated by the Twilight hating masses, but in reality, are these antis only slamming themselves?

First off, what Era is Harry Potter ending? It’s own? So in other words, “Harry Potter is the end of Harry Potter”.

I’m assuming this “Error” is meant to represent Twilight, correct? So in other words, much like the above, “Twilight is the end of Twilight”.

In conclusion, “Harry Potter is the End of Harry Potter. Twilight...