Гарри Поттер против Сумерек 1000 Reasons The Cullens aren't Вампиры

IzzyOzera posted on Jan 07, 2011 at 06:39PM
lets see if we can get to 1000 :)

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Больше года mina_sit said…
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1. because they don't have (vampire) fangs V-V

2. because they can enter in a house uninvited

3. the obvious one: because they sparkle
Больше года jodarchy said…
4: they have reflections
Больше года youknowit101 said…
they don't need fangs
Больше года jodarchy said…
its not the lack of fangs or the vegetarianism but the sparkling and the reflections just show that meyer didnt really think it through.

only buffy vamos had to be invited if i recall correctly, the vamps in ann rice books could enter without being invited
Больше года zanhar1 said…
5. They go unharmed in the sun
Больше года GemonkDruid said…
6. They have diamond-hard skin.
Больше года Gred_and_Forge said…
7. They don't sleep.

8. Not sure if they have reflections or not (is it mentioned?), but vampires don't have one. Therefore, there is no need for them to get all dressed up and fancy. How do they do their hair or make up?

9. They don't shapeshift (i.e. bat)

10. No mention of religious symbols harming them.
Больше года GemonkDruid said…
11. They don't wear black (or red). Yeah, colours don't really determine a vampire, but have you ever seen a pre-Twilight vamp who didn't wear black?
Больше года youknowit101 said…
most stephen king vampires aren't effected by light. some dont even drink blood.
Больше года GemonkDruid said…
Not exactly familiar with SK's vamps...

But they don't sparkle, do they?
Больше года youknowit101 said…
no, they have tumors and are really skinny
Больше года GemonkDruid said…
Exactly ;)
Больше года youknowit101 said…
according to this
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no modern vampires are really vampires
Больше года GemonkDruid said…
Mmmm... cookies :D
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Больше года Renarimae said…
12. Real vampires aren't afraid to kill people.
Больше года IzzyOzera said…
13) Real vampires don't hate violence
Больше года youknowit101 said…
says who?
Больше года GemonkDruid said…
14. Real vampires torture and kill for fun.
Больше года youknowit101 said…
says who?
Больше года LoopyLuna96 said…
tongue
Actually, YouKnowIt101, they do need fangs. Human teeth, which they have, aren't long or sharp enough to pierce skin.
Больше года youknowit101 said…
They have strong jaws. Their teeth don't need to be pointy. Plant eating dinosaurs don't have sharp teeth, but they're strong enough to break skin
Больше года cassie-1-2-3 said…
My sister bit me once and I bled.
She's human.
Больше года Darkshine said…
angry
15. Real vampires don't live in perfect little family groups,they are not rich,or go to high school.
Real vampires are demons cruel,soulless creatures who dream of sinking their fangs into human necks while they are sleeping . They do not sparkle or drive shiny cars,they burn in sunlight,they die when staked and they travel by flying in bat form .
Merlin's beard,Bram Stoker must be crying in his grave now!
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Больше года Quaila said…
Depending on where one bites, human teeth when applied with enough pressure (enough to strain one's jaw muscles to maximum), will go through human skin. I hazard a guess that the eyelids, the neck, or anywhere teeth can get a good grip will be vulnerable areas.
Больше года Darkshine said…
Quaila- We all know that,but the point of the "fang debate" is that SMeyer made fairies,not vampires.
Every human can peneterate human skin on vulnerable places,but vampires always.have.fangs
Больше года Quaila said…
To circumvent difficult hardened skin areas yes. So I'd say without fangs, there's only so many places you can consume blood from, and eyelids are not an option unless the eye itself is crushed.
Больше года cassie-1-2-3 said…
In case you're forgotten, they are very strong (A common vampiric characteristic), to their maximum muscle strain is a lot greater than yours.
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Больше года mina_sit said…
cool
16. they don't have blood but poison, a sparkly saliva or whatever it is
^ jodarchy: all the vampires for 2500+ years now have to be invited, i'm too bored right now to explain why :S

17. they don't have telepathetic powers (or mind controling)

18. they are *oh-my-god-so-hot* vampires until polydori's novel (1815) were nosferatu like (rat or corpse like)

19. (close to 16) to make some a meyerpire they have to "poison" her/him. real vampires just kills the victim or if they don't want it they exchange blood

20. they have soulmates/ can feel true love. vampires are some kind of demons they can't truly love! they lusty creatures who seduce victims to drink their blood or/and make them slaves

21. the "cullen family", vampires are lonely creatures or they travel in packs

22. they are "vegeterian". real vampires only fed in animals if there's not another human close

23. reneesme: enough said.