Greetings, new follower:
If Ты are Чтение this letter then Ты have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance Ты are Чтение this and Ты have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest Ты put down this letter and leave now, или the consequences for Ты will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which Ты must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week,...
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