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Necrophilia vs Beastiality

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Who will she choose?!

Фан-арт

twilight

edward

jacob

necrophilia

beastiality

This Гарри Поттер против Сумерек Фан-арт contains аниме, комиксы, манга, анимационные фильмы, комикс, мультфильм, and книга комиксов.

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Shrek_ Whats bestiality?

MissKnowItAll Animal/human. It's illegal, and kind of gross.

cassie-1-2-3 Edward isn't unresponsive, and Jacob doesn't have animal parts when he's human..

RealSunshine LOL :D

zanhar1 XD

youknowit101 she didn't want to sleep with jacob while he was a wolf

cassie-1-2-3 Indeed. She never liked Edward because he has no heartbeat, nor did she like Jacob because he turned into a wolf.

SnapeOWNSedward LOL

HecateA GUYS!!!! I've come to this realisation I reaised what Jacob was being called but it isn't beastiality! You can't call it that or my head might explode and my heart shatter!!!! Because then Tonks and Remus is bad.

1-2vampire ^ HecateA is right!!! Yet, Remus is an awesome werewolf and not just an oversized dog. So, I don't think that counts.

teamsalvatore98 She chooses edward.... >_> ive read bd like 20m times

teamsalvatore98 *20

GemonkDruid ^ Yeah, but that was basically the whole plot of Twilight, who Bella chose.

frankthe2nd Edward is still dead people....and Jacob is still a mutt.

youknowit101 you would need to know what necrophelia and beastality is, and the reasons behind it

Emma Watson as Renesmee

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Emma Watson as Renesmee

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Harry Potter <3

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Do not trust her

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Attention:

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Voldemort Funnies XD

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Voldemort Funnies XD

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Voldemort Funnies XD

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Voldemort Funnies XD

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Voldemort Funnies XD

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edwad culeeeeen♥

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Hermione

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And, Ты are?

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Twilight Saga: Eclipse

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That's totally barbaric

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Secret! I don't think so.

posted by DivyaHarry

The Cullens are weird. Not in a vampiric sense but in common sense. They are trying to stay camouflaged but they keep failing. Lets review, shall we?

1. They go to high school over and over again. They try to blend in with the other non-sparkly, non-Adonis(y), non-vampiry and nonsensical humans. Aside from this, they pout in the cafeteria during lunch hour. Why? They could just eat their lunch elsewhere. They don't eat, so it's unlikely that no one has noticed them not eating.

2. High school is a crowded place. People keep bumping into each other at some point. Let's say the Cullens are very...

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Just to clear things up - Calling all Twilight Фаны

posted by RedWeasley

I see a lot of Twiight Фаны arguing the same points over and over again, and frankly, they have no idea what they're talkinng about.

First I'd like to point out:

Some Twilight Фаны are saying that they are confused with Harry Potter because they haven't read the Книги and the Фильмы don't explain clearly enough. Well, guess what, that does not make Twilight better than Harry Potter, it is not out fault Ты haven't read Harry Potter. When we argue Harry Potter vs. Twilight I was under the impression that we were including both Книги and movies, not just the movies. So the fact that your confused...

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Ты know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when...........

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, Ты know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. Ты throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. Ты wear at least some black every day.

3. Ты rip your clothes on purpose.

4. Ты call people Ты don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. Ты yell "CRUCIO!" at people when Ты get mad.

6. Ты carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" или an "L", Ты accidentally type out a Bellatrix или a Lestrange instead.

9. Ты think her birthday should...

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So the Twilight Фан came up and said.......

posted by KateKicksAss

I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought Ты guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do Ты guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have Ты read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t Ты just Любовь them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are Ты f***ing serious?! These are the best Книги ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite Ты and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”

Muggles vs. Non-vampires

posted by ilovereading

I was thinking about difference in Harry Potter and Twilight background and this is what I concluded. Enjoy!

Knowledge of magical beings not soo very far from their backyards
Harry Potter: As I can get from HP Книги and The Tales of Beedle the Bard, wizarding world was known to Muggles, but because of witch hunt and victims of it in both sides, wizard decided to go underground and not to be commonly know to people. They don`t use spells in front of Muggles and if sombody does manage to discover their secret, they erase their memory.
However, there are exeptions. Families of Mugle-borns ofcourse...