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ok so I found this stupid person listing all the reasons why twilight is better than twilight. so I replied to every single one. and this is her picture:





1. Robert Pattinson, can Ты say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!

So? Hotness has absolutely no correlation to Актёрское искусство ability. He was also in Harry Potter first.


2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have Ты SEEN those muscles?

NOT HOT. Strange nose, closed up eyes and no Актёрское искусство ability. That is just my personal opinion. As I said, hotness has no correlation to Актёрское искусство ability.

3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress,...

NOTE: This interview is written as if Bella is still human. Think after Eclipse but before Breaking Dawn. And I don't mean to offend Twilight Фаны with any of the Вопросы that Rita asks Bella in this article, based on Rita's personality in the books, I'm assuming she'd ask awkward questions.

Me Myself and I
By Rita Skeeter

Today's interview is with Популярное Фэнтези book character, Bella Swan. Captivating readers in Twilight, read on as I interview Bella, and see if there's еще to her than just an obsession with Edward!

*The door opens, and in walks Bella......with Edward.*

Bella Swan: Can...

Okay,first and for all,I am not a Twilight fan.But this song popped in my head and once I have a melody and words I just have to write it down.I didn't plan this.Well,despite the fact that I don't like Twilight,I still think it's a good song. (I hope I don't sound arrogant now)Please read it and let me know what Ты think about it :) Even if Ты think it's crap.


I got it all under control
I can keep myself together
I’m not gonna break down
I know this is for the better
I know I must let Ты leave
But I’m not gonna stop these tears
I know I must let Ты walk away
But my сердце will break anyway

‘Cause...