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Гарри Поттер против Сумерек 96 Reasons They Both Suck 32, Which One Is True?

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expertclassical picked Вампиры can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER!:
Wizards can’t catch a tiny ball flying at the speed of light in their mouth without it shooting through the back of their throat and killing them. SPOILER

Vampires can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER!
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alexisn10 picked Вампиры can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER!:
I doesn't really make any sense to me. If they're dead, they can't produce sperm. If they don't have blood they can't get an erection. If they can't produce sperm then they can't get humans pregnant. and IF their sperm has venom in it then wouldn't then wouldn't Edward's sperm kill one of Bella's eggs. Doesn't make sense to me at all :/
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Guys don't need an erection to make babies.

Only the vampire's saliva venom is infectious. All the other bodily fluids are harmless.
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expertclassical picked Вампиры can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER!:
Oh my GOD! I've had it with you! Why do you think all your opinions are facts? You act like you're reading out of a fact book all the time!
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What opinions? That's not an opinion.

My first statement is backed up by science and real life happenings, and the other is backed up by Stephenie Meyer..

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I didn't comment on the development of sperm and semen because my take on that is strictly theoretic. THAT, you could have commented on, if i had actually made an argument.
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TeamSeverus picked Вампиры can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER!:
HELLOOOOOOOO once your dead frozen in time your *ahem* can't make children! Cause your frozen! You "die" a virgin when becoming a vampire....you stay a virgin! Enough said.
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alexisn10 picked Вампиры can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER!:
@cassie-1-2-3 He still doesn't have a blood flow so how can blood even be produced in the first place.

@expertclassical I see no problem with it. She's correcting my errors with actualy facts lol.
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He doesn't need blood. Why does blood need to be produced at all?
The blood in Edward's body is obtained.

@TeamSeverus People lose their virginity by having sex, not by having babies.
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TeamSeverus picked Вампиры can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER!:
@cassie-1-2-3 Yeeeeeeah I know that about sex.And I was just making my own opinion on vampires being frozen and them not being able to make children.That's all!


Also let's all just calm down.Cause it's just a poll based on books.Alright.
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ClaireVoyant picked Вампиры can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER!:
for some reason you guys make me LOL. (the talk about virgin and sex part, feels like teenagers again :P)

I got a feeling that I have been trough discussion like this before...
well, technically you only need sperm and ovum to produce baby. (blood important in maintaining erection but i won't go there)
sperm can only last 24 hours outside living body (temperature and all that) and if I'm not mistaken they won't last long either in dead body.
my problem is, since edward technically 'dead' (or undead) even-tough his body is cold/frozen it's not to the ideal temperature to keep the sperm alive.
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it might sound stupid to get too technical with fantasy book, anyway.
let's just called it 'vampire super sperm' and done with it.
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pompeybabe picked Вампиры can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER!:
It's just a book. A fictional book. Anything goes with fiction, but the idea was always still a little silly to me.
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