Alice/Jasper - See Ты again

This Статья was actually wriiten by an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i Опубликовано it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the Статья proves that even though Ты Любовь twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was Ты one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop Чтение it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER Ты DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After...

Once there was a young teenage girl named Hadley. She was walking around at the local библиотека looking for some new Книги to read. While she was there, Hadley stumbled upon something. It was a black hardback book with two hands holding an яблоко with the word, "Twilight" on it. This interested Hadley and she decided to buy it. When she did, she got hooked. Hadley bought the other three Книги and after she read them, became a Twitard. She even started to think that Harry Potter and all the other Фэнтези Книги she liked weren't as good as Twilight. She drew pictures of the characters, wrote fangirl...

Alright, part II is here! It's still pretty bad writing, but it gets better.

Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace blacked out. I don't know why. She just did. She’s just laying down in the middle of the common room she looks kind of dead.
Me Crabbe and goyle are taking her to Madam Pomfrey.
~Draco Malfoy





I visited peace in the hospital wing. She still isn’t awake yet. Carsilile сказал(-а) she will be alright in a couple of days. But carsilile seemed a little nervous. Edward сказал(-а) it was just because I was giving him the "don’t Ты dare lay a tooth on my best friend" look. I dint know what happened, but I...

okay dont leave bad Комментарии if u dont like this ok i am having a bad day.

May pov

I was almost out the door when Alice said,"Do Ты want to go hunting?" I turned around to look at my best friend who knows how long it was назад when she saved me from dying in that carwreck it still brought back bad memories and also good ones that was the день I became a vamp. "Sure Alice. Does anyone ealse want to come?" I said. A little girl well a girl younger than me ran up and сказал(-а) "I do please take me, oh and I'm rennesme."she said. then Bella ran up and grabed her arm and she сказал(-а) "No u cannot go with her."...

Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking Главная from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and сказал(-а) friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of Книги they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my Избранное book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused...

Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the Магазин he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell Далее to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man сказал(-а) looking at the Магазин owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...

This Статья was NOT written by me. I found this somewhere else as a Комментарий and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight Фаны will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

I'll tell Ты my story. I Любовь Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one день my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take Актёрское искусство lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the Книги and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that сказал(-а) 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Остаться в живых my remaining...

I've been seeing this Вопрос a lot lately. Twilight Фаны don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this Статья in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No еще than a month. But Bella...

Okay. I know what Ты are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight Статья but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me Список the reasons why children, teens and adults can Любовь Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start Письмо about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the Название to errors.

My apologise to Twilight Фаны if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the Книги like twice this месяц and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole Список on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction Книги to be scientifically accurate. But if Ты plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that Ты arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and Ты will Любовь it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to Ты that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe Ты didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. или maybe Ты didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But Ты get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Друзья - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Чтение a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an яблоко on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my Письмо folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with Ты guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella by Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until Ты agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn Ты into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Ты I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Ты crazy witch
Now it's raining еще than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been Письмо a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the в общем и целом, общая story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight by just "letting her characters handle the plot". There by making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write Фан fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good Фан fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie Ты want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a Список of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced by Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two Книги sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, Ты see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The секунда features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...