(I recently discovered this generator: link I like generators and crack pairings, so why not put a couple of my OCs and Избранное characters through it?)

Rose L. Allan fell in Любовь with America when the two served burnt scones.
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(Oh wow, Rose. I guess maybe I should have expected something like this from you, little miss crazy.)

Lilac P. Monteague fell in Любовь with America when s/he kicked their partner's ass.
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(Oh God. Lilac, why. Ты think of him as a brother. Where did I go wrong....)

Feliciano Vargas fell in Любовь with France when the two broke every bone in their body.
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(Dafuq Feli? That sounds like an interesting story that I'm not sure I want to hear.)

Kiku Honda fell in Любовь with Austria when the two slept in on the wedding day.
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(So many questions....)

South Korea fell in love with Cyprus when s/he killed Steve.
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(I don't blame you, S. Korea. Whoever Cyprus is, if they killed Steve I Любовь them too.)

Austria fell in Любовь with Austria when s/he Остаться в живых his/her vital region.
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(Well okay then. That's one twisted relationship.)

Ludwig Beilschmidt fell in Любовь with Poland when the two incorrectly quoted Buddha.
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(...Love is weird.)