Naruhina!!
5 years later...
The Queen was seriously ill and in labour.Lord Hiashi stood by her side,clutching her hand as she desperately tried to cling on to life.Her first daughter lay in a coma on her bed."It's a girl,"whispered the doctor."Hanabi.. a fiery цветок of bravery and strength,"panted the Queen as she drew in her last breath and her hand went cold and limp.As the eerie cries of the секунда princess echoed through the walls of the palace,Hiashi knew what it symbolised:the end of the queen's life and the start of a terrifying war.
Not long after,the Акацуки attacked the kingdom.They broke 24568776787 carts of apples and destroyed half of the замок for one goal:Princess Hinata.She was snatched from her постель, кровати while in a deep slumber in which she would forget her happy past,her parents and the sister she would never know she had.Until the день she met THE ONE.....
8 cruel, painful years passed for the kingdom,who mourned for the Остаться в живых princess.The good news is the Акацуки woke her up from her eternal slumber.The bad news is that the potion to wake her up made her forget everything,leading her to believe that Pain was her daddy(haha)and the 2 other members of the Акацуки that survived the war were her brothers.Not a bad idea to have Itachi and Deidara as foster brothers.Anyway back to the story..
"Why can't I step out of this place?"asked Hinata, aged 13."Coz the outside world is full of monsters and wolves.."replied Deidara.Hinata begin to ask who сказал(-а) so and Itachi sensibly сказал(-а) Pain, her'father'said so... "WHY DID HE SAY SO?!"Hinata burst out.Deidara shrieked wildy;his head was gonna explode.Itachi suggested having lunch first and Hinata compromised.At least he has a way with the ladies... heh.
Hinata would dream of venturing out into the wild,wide world where nobody cared about what kind of clothes Ты wear(in her case Pain bought her the latest clothes from boutiqes) или what kinda Еда Ты eat.She had different stuff everyday depending on Deidara's mood..kekeke.And the stories Itachi was forced to tell her every night made her grow even еще restless:she wasn't Rapunzel and she had ta stay in a boring tower all day,plus her hair was only down to her waist!!She wished she could get the hell out of here,she had to или she would turn to dust of boredom.Then one день her big chance came...
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Naruto.He and Sasuke were being chased by a buncha crazy Собаки from the palace.Except the Собаки weren't crazy,they were chasing them because the duo(they're not Яой though)had stolen the Остаться в живых princess's crown worth 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 million dollars.Holy mackerel,they were in big trouble but they could get away with it,they knew.Or so they thought...
A white streak of lightning flashed through the air and seized the crown from them."Hold up,fellas.I'll give ya your crown back if Ты do me a favour.."a voice cut in.A boy with flowing,dark brown hair stood in front of them.A white голубь sat on his shoulder,clutching the crown in its claws."WTH?!"panted Sasuke.Neji paused to let them catch their breath and spoke,"Help me find Lady Hinata and return her to Lord Hiashi.We'll all be sooo happy we'll let ya 2 gays sell the crown for all we care and get the princess a new one.Deal?""Deal.And by the way we're NOT gays.."Naruto spat.And off they went.
"Hey!It's a tower!Like in Rapunzel.."breathed Naruto.They decided to scale it."You guys better be..."Neji began before Sasuke got clonked over the head by a frying pan."Careful??"finished Naruto."W-who are you?!"gasped Hinata,her сердце pounding at 38864376536187898 beats per second.Obviously that's how most fangirls will feel when they've been locked up in a tower for8 years treating Акацуки as brothers and Pain as a daddy then.. BAM!Sasuke has been knocked out by Ты and Neji and Наруто are staring at Ты like you're a Остаться в живых princess who has to marry one of them... Ты get the idea.Hinata suddenly had a brainwave and whispered,"Um...well I knocked out one of your friends,so take me out of this tower to see the world...or he'll..you know...die...""Fine..."Naruto snapped.Neji was looking at a photograph in his hand.Same lavander eyes,same dark blue hair which must have grown longer,same stutter...They just hit the jackpot.Neji's pet bird placed the crown on Hinata's head,much to her surprise.It was a perfect fit!!!!!!!The 2 boys' jaws hit the ground.THIS WAS THE Остаться в живых PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!They knew she probably had amnesia so they agreed and dragged her and Sasuke out of the tower.
As it turned out,Hinata pranced through the kingdom like a kid in a toyshop.She ate cupcakes,painted pictures and danced the village dance...and still didn't realise she was the Остаться в живых princess.Unfortunately Deidara and Itachi realised she was gone and crashed into the party.
"Big brother and blondie brother...!"gasped Hinata."Are Ты nuts?!"screamed Naruto."They kidnapped Ты and Ты say they're your brothers?!'added Sasuke who hadn't been saying anything for a while."All her life,she has been living with them..can't blame her."sighed Neji as WORLD WAR 3 began between them and the akatsuki.Pain joined the fight and made things harder.. let's just say in the end Itachi and Deidara realised kidnapping Hinata was wrong,Hinata realised she was the Остаться в живых princess and everyone realised that Pain got his butt kicked.Oh well....some things are just crappy.
"H..Hinata?!"gasped Lord Hiashi."Father..I'm home,"whispered Hinata.But Hanabi spoilt everything by slamming into Hinata and spouting loads of rubbish.To cut the story short, Hinata developed a thing for Наруто and married him, Sasuke and Neji just remained normal and Deidara and Itachi were caught using the same cubicle in the palace toilet. JUST KIDDING. By the way, Pain works as a palace cook now, and the акула fin суп served at the wedding must have been an idea from the deceased Kisame. The End!
I wonder if they dressed like this during their wedding :)
