So CatCat. Ты won HJFG June FOTM, even though someone else clearly deserved it (coughmecough). How does it feel?
It feels [insert inspirational speech here]. I don't think Finn's ever jizzed so hard during his time in my possession. This includes anything involving pics of Groffles (Finn/Jesse Слэш love!!!!! Ты know Finn wanted him the moment he proposed the sing-off) and all those times you've called me a ho.

Ты created HJFG. What processed Ты to do so? Did Ты ever imagine it would turn out like this (and by “like this” I mean a breeding ground for mental illness)?
I was pissed because the QP spot had a Форум and I refused to be outdone. Evil must triumph over good! I didn't know it would be so craycray until Иисус joined and preached her *cough*wisdom to the Shandi and I, the lonesome actives.

Is HJFG your Избранное place/group of people on FP?
NOOOO FRAKIN WAY, MON! DE crazies r weer its atttttt theyve alwayz ben mi epiccccc babyzzzzz!111111111111111111!
Duh.
I jest. OFC Ты bitches are #1. :D

If Ты could make one non-Glee watcher/non-PR Фан see the light and become a HJFG, who would Ты convert?
Lucy! We'd get to chat way еще and stop having tiresome Puckleberry/St. Berry vs Quick/Finchel debates every Wednesday night. :P
или my mom, cuz I thought mothers were supposed to be smart.

Избранное night/moment on HJFG?
Me doesn't like toughies. :/ I'd say one of my #1 conversations was an old one I had with Shandi and Kristin about "serious stuff". We talked about personal problems and issues like abortion and the death penalty. Being a mature thirteen год old can be difficult when no one around Ты has opinions on these things and Ты can't have a sophisticated conversation about gay rights with еще than two people your age. :P So it was extra special for me.
In funzie terms, one of my faves has to be either our first movie night with It's A Boy/Girl Thing или anything involving Finn jizz. :D

I realize Ты Любовь all your HJFGs, but is there one you’re closer/more comfortable talking with?
I H8 U EFFIN HO BOO U. My brain cells are bursting trying to choose. This is not an attempt to be humorous. I am only stating fact.
On zee HJFG forum, I'd have to say one who I'm closest to is Emma. She was the first I told about the Carlie thing and I feel like I can tell her anything.
Also Ana because we're so in synch and have fabulous similar taste!
Laura, cuz who else can I insult all the time and still Любовь so much?
And Kaidi, because the number of people I can Converse with over the pleasurable mysteries of gay sex is severely limited.

What HJFG makes Ты laugh the most?
Jezus/my interviewer.

Which one makes Ты go ‘Oh my God. Did she really just say that?’ the most?
Kaidikaids. (although anyone could get this spot just by having a fangirl attack over gay sex with me)

Which one do Ты have the most in common with?
Sarah/Ana <3

If a HJFG took over the world, which one would be the most terrifying in power?
Shanders aka [s]he who must not be named aka Voldemort. Every other sentence in the constitution would end with 'haha' или 'lol', and that's just downright bone-rattling.

Would Ты ever want to meet a HJFG in real life?
Of course! As long as they didn't decide I was another annoying thirteen год old with the maturity of a grapefruit. Which is also the equivalence of a Delena obsessor.

If Ты could change one thing about the forum, what would Ты change?
I would make the Форум private so creeper terrorists like Sandra can't infiltrate! I'd make Astrid Queen and kick that Laura ho out. Shandi and Kristin would become one person. Emma would be forced to stay in the same time zone as us forever. Ana, Kaidi, and Sarah would come live with me, and the rest of the non-Midwesterners would go and stay with Shandi and Emma.
I don't give a crap that half of that doesn't have to do with the actual forum.

Where did Ты get your Любовь of Damon voodoo dolls?
A combination of Damon specimen and a healthy dose of Finn jizz every night before bed.

"A spoonful of Finn jizz makes the specimen go dooowwwn..."

Do Ты ever get angry that both Kristin and Laura are cheating on Ты with Shandi?
Pissed off, sure. But they're not my only lovas, so it's not too wounding. Fortune favors the slutty, and I've got a plentiful back-up stock.

How much do Ты Любовь ASTRID?
*drowns Astrid in glitter* [not metaphorically meaning Laura]
*sits in a meadow*

I Любовь her еще than life itself.

Ты can only listen to either “Jessie’s Girl” или KEdollarsignHA for the rest of your life. Ты choose?
KEdollarsignHA. Because kill me now, but Blah Blah Blah is rather addicting.

Why is Ana such a slut?
Haven't Ты ever wondered that there might be еще to Anabanana than just a cute nickname? ;}
That, and she thinks Spike is sharable when he loves moi and only moi.

Finish the sentence:
"Finn and Shandi were..." fizzing and shizzing over Jesse's tongue.
"Kris saw and..." had to contribute her own kizz.
"Laura was forced to..." watch Ana sleep with her mother so she decided to watch Brokeback Mountain instead for some quality gay sex.
"Emma's boyfriend is..." Australian, and therefore hates арахис butter.
"Mary and Cook had..." some jolly good fun in Freddie's shed after hours.
"Kaidi met..." Cat and let her pet her hair.

What character (from anything) does each HJFGs remind Ты of?
Laura; Veronica Mars
Kris; Brooke Davis
Shandi; Emily Fitch
Emma; Claire Littleton
Ana; Cordelia Chase
Kaidi; Rose Tyler
Sarah; Rory Gilmore
Grace; Haley James Scott
Mary; Katie Fitch
Nora; Buffy Summers
Hannah; Summer Roberts
Holly; Rachel Berry
Mel; Naomi Campbell

Ты ship:
Laura&Mike Chang
Kris&Spike
Shandi&Dan Humphrey
Emma&Artie Abrams
Ana&Ron Weasley
Kaidi&The Tenth Doctor
Sarah&Seth Cohen
Grace&Jess Mariano
Mary&Nathan Scott
Nora&Sawyer
Hannah&Jack Shephard
Holly&James Cook
Mel&Chuck Bass

First word that comes to mind when Ты think of the following HJFGs:
Laura: Hoho
Kris: Tongue
Shandi: looooool
Emma: Buddha
Ana: банан slut
Kaidi: Dirty-minded dork
Sarah: Hulk
Grace: PJo
Mary: Skinsssssssss picks
Nora: Terri is God
Hannah: Why mangos?
Holly: emotes with =
Mel: Tigger!

This или that:
Goat-porn или mustaches? Goat porn. High class entertainment, right there.
Jesse St. Tongue или Nathan’s cum face? Jesse St. Tongue because it's the most sensual act Хор has ever produced.
Newyork### или clois22222222222222? Newyork###. She makes me snicker.
Jon Gifs или LANGO? LANGO. I WANTS SOME MOCKING ACTION NAO.
SEX или SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX? SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX. Immaturity. Just say yes.
Strippers или prostitutes? Prostitutes. Anyone can be a stripper. Prostituting takes skill.
Muppetface или showface? Showface! It can cure cancer, CHYEAH.

Why do Ты Любовь Laura and why should she be the Далее FOTM winner?
I Любовь Laura because she makes me LMAO. She's hilarious, goofy, and so much fun to chat with. I Любовь her silly Groffles obsession and Jesse St. Tongue love, because she's deffo the biggest Jon Фан out of all of us, and she knows it. I Любовь that she's the biggest whore I know. I Любовь that I know I can talk to her about anything, and I Любовь that she's such a close friend.
And I know that she's going to hate this mushy Любовь letter, and I Любовь that too. VOTE FOR LAURA, THE BEST WHORE FOR THE JOB. :D

Any last words?
Ghana can SUCK IT because Landon Donovan is prettier than you. In #6, I want to add Sarah because she's one of my closest Друзья and I lurv her but Laura ho won't let me add еще than 4 people. THAT'S BECAUSE Ты FORGOT HER THE FIRST TIME! And technically I сказал(-а) only three
LY HJFGS! A big thank Ты for everyone who voted for me! A big сука slap for everyone who didn't!
клубника fields forever.