So yeah...-_- I was pretty positive I was getting a new car until today when I found out that Bruce Willis was in a movie called 'Die Hard' and it's damn well true. I went in to get him inspected, positive that the mechanic was gonna take one look him and go "O_o This looks like Ты uncovered it from the sands of time while on an archaeology expedition in the arctic." And then proceed to душ me with a torrential cascade of rejection stickers while humming Styx's 'I'm Sailing Away' with a back-up chorus of penguins wearing вверх hats BUT ALAS. Bruce is here. In my driveway. Refusing to throw...
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