me: *texts* so do Ты think we could hang out? :)

him: *texts back* sure

me: *texts back* kay see Ты in a little bit

him: *texts back* great...

(later that day)

me: *knocks on door*

him: *opens* hey

me: *waves* hey

him: come in

me: okay *like a total dork T-T *

him: *leads me up to his room since mom is downstairs*

( we talk about some stuff)

him: *talks about how girlfriend is so perfect, sweet, rich, cute. hot*

me: *after he's done talking about her* so what do Ты want to talk about now? *smiles*

him: *sneers* nothing *walks out of house slamming door*