CHAPTER 2: BOY Ты CRAZY!
(Reminder: All from Nikki West’s point of view.)
Me and луч, рэй луч, рэй spent all день together. We went to the mall and he bought me everything! I got a рубашка that says “Kiss my ass”. We went to my Избранное chinese Еда restaurant too! Then we went to ‘Toys R Us’ and had a sword fight until some lady was like, “You can’t do that here.” So we left and went home. We were making out until Quisha wanted to take the car again. “Nuh uh bit! Oh no! Y’all had it all damn night last night! Y’all asses are staying here!”, I yelled.
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Me and луч, рэй луч, рэй were driving around, wondering where to go. “How’s about we go to my house?”, he said. “Boy, Ты crazy if Ты think Ты gone hit this… donk?”, I сказал(-а) kinda confused. “Then where to?”, he asked. “I dunno.” “Listen. How about we just go to my house to hang?”, he asked. “Aight. But don’t try nothing slick stupid, foo!”, I сказал(-а) laughing.
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Turns out, when I laugh my hands go all over the place and we almost crashed. “Yeah… Ты should let me drive.”, луч, рэй луч, рэй said, both our eyes wide open in shock. “Yeah.”, I сказал(-а) as I pulled over and switched seats.
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We got to луч, рэй Ray’s house and it was HUGE! Nothing like mine! We went in his bedroom and started making out until he said, “Now Ты gotta dance for me.” So I started dancing like he was back at my apartment. “Nope. Twerk.”, he said. “Listen, there ain’t no Twerk Team up in hea!”, I exclaimed trying to be as serious as possible. ”You got all the twerk I need”. “Uh… no!”, I said, going to sit down. “I’ll twerk for you!”, he joked. “Boy, Ты so gay!”, I yelled cracking up. He got up and acted a foo over here bouncing that ass. “Boy, sit down wit’ yo crazy ahh!”, I chuckled. “Wow, your turn.”, he сказал(-а) making a hand gesture and biting his lip… AGAIN! Oooweee! He is TOO sexy when he bite his lip! I got up and walked twards him and wrapped my arms around him. “Boy, Ты sexy…”, I continued, “But no!”. “C’mon. After that we can get our bang bang on!”, he whispered in my ear. “Boy, get out my face!”, I сказал(-а) as I shoved him playfully and ran. He ran after me and caught me from behind. I turned around and held his hands. He pulled me close towards him. “I think I Любовь Ты girl.”, he сказал(-а) as I blushed. We stared at each other for what seemed like forever until we started making out. My phone rang… It was Quisha!! “Hey girl, can we borrow yo condoms?”, she сказал(-а) with her country ahh accent. “Why?”, I asked. “Because, I ain’t tryna get knocked up! Uh uh! Oh no! Not today!”, she replied. “What did Ты use last night??”, I interrogated. “See what had happened was…”. “Mhm, Go on.”, I сказал(-а) impatiently. “Guh, we had got a brant new pack of condoms and—”, “Brant? What, Ты Madea или something?!”, I joked forgetting about my interrogation. “You know it! And when we had left we forgot ‘em and left ‘em in a hotel drawer…”, she said. “Girl, what if the Далее person who stays there has children?!”, I scolded. “Guh, that maid girl thingy will probably pick it up, throw it away, или use ‘em!”, she said. “So, can we?”. “Ok. They’re in my underwear drawer on the deep right.”, I said. “Ooh, thanks girl!”, she hung up. “Who was that?’, луч, рэй луч, рэй asked. “Quisha. She needed condoms.”, I replied. “And.. They’re in your… panty drawer?”. “Yuppers. Now, where were we?”, I asked already knowing the answer as I leaned in to Kiss him. But then… his phone rang! -___- It was Princeton, Prodigy, and Roc! DAMN!
(source: www.mindlessbehavior.tumblr.com)
(Reminder: All from Nikki West’s point of view.)
Me and луч, рэй луч, рэй spent all день together. We went to the mall and he bought me everything! I got a рубашка that says “Kiss my ass”. We went to my Избранное chinese Еда restaurant too! Then we went to ‘Toys R Us’ and had a sword fight until some lady was like, “You can’t do that here.” So we left and went home. We were making out until Quisha wanted to take the car again. “Nuh uh bit! Oh no! Y’all had it all damn night last night! Y’all asses are staying here!”, I yelled.
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Me and луч, рэй луч, рэй were driving around, wondering where to go. “How’s about we go to my house?”, he said. “Boy, Ты crazy if Ты think Ты gone hit this… donk?”, I сказал(-а) kinda confused. “Then where to?”, he asked. “I dunno.” “Listen. How about we just go to my house to hang?”, he asked. “Aight. But don’t try nothing slick stupid, foo!”, I сказал(-а) laughing.
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Turns out, when I laugh my hands go all over the place and we almost crashed. “Yeah… Ты should let me drive.”, луч, рэй луч, рэй said, both our eyes wide open in shock. “Yeah.”, I сказал(-а) as I pulled over and switched seats.
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We got to луч, рэй Ray’s house and it was HUGE! Nothing like mine! We went in his bedroom and started making out until he said, “Now Ты gotta dance for me.” So I started dancing like he was back at my apartment. “Nope. Twerk.”, he said. “Listen, there ain’t no Twerk Team up in hea!”, I exclaimed trying to be as serious as possible. ”You got all the twerk I need”. “Uh… no!”, I said, going to sit down. “I’ll twerk for you!”, he joked. “Boy, Ты so gay!”, I yelled cracking up. He got up and acted a foo over here bouncing that ass. “Boy, sit down wit’ yo crazy ahh!”, I chuckled. “Wow, your turn.”, he сказал(-а) making a hand gesture and biting his lip… AGAIN! Oooweee! He is TOO sexy when he bite his lip! I got up and walked twards him and wrapped my arms around him. “Boy, Ты sexy…”, I continued, “But no!”. “C’mon. After that we can get our bang bang on!”, he whispered in my ear. “Boy, get out my face!”, I сказал(-а) as I shoved him playfully and ran. He ran after me and caught me from behind. I turned around and held his hands. He pulled me close towards him. “I think I Любовь Ты girl.”, he сказал(-а) as I blushed. We stared at each other for what seemed like forever until we started making out. My phone rang… It was Quisha!! “Hey girl, can we borrow yo condoms?”, she сказал(-а) with her country ahh accent. “Why?”, I asked. “Because, I ain’t tryna get knocked up! Uh uh! Oh no! Not today!”, she replied. “What did Ты use last night??”, I interrogated. “See what had happened was…”. “Mhm, Go on.”, I сказал(-а) impatiently. “Guh, we had got a brant new pack of condoms and—”, “Brant? What, Ты Madea или something?!”, I joked forgetting about my interrogation. “You know it! And when we had left we forgot ‘em and left ‘em in a hotel drawer…”, she said. “Girl, what if the Далее person who stays there has children?!”, I scolded. “Guh, that maid girl thingy will probably pick it up, throw it away, или use ‘em!”, she said. “So, can we?”. “Ok. They’re in my underwear drawer on the deep right.”, I said. “Ooh, thanks girl!”, she hung up. “Who was that?’, луч, рэй луч, рэй asked. “Quisha. She needed condoms.”, I replied. “And.. They’re in your… panty drawer?”. “Yuppers. Now, where were we?”, I asked already knowing the answer as I leaned in to Kiss him. But then… his phone rang! -___- It was Princeton, Prodigy, and Roc! DAMN!
(source: www.mindlessbehavior.tumblr.com)