Caution: this episode has Very bad Language and graphic RATED r scences!!!!! Don't say I didn't warn you
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// The Далее Morning //
I woke up to a loud жопа, попка horn in my ear
B: happy birthday baybee!!!!!
Me: thank Ты what time is it?
B: it's 8:45
Me: okay so what's the plan for today
B: it's a surprise silly
Me: okay so I'm going to cook breakfast
B: Negro Ты crazy..
Me: so what do Ты want to do
B: it's your special день Ты pick what Ты want
Me: I need to pick out a dress
B: okay go get in the shower
Me: okay
- I take a душ and did my hair...
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