Seanthehedgehog presents.
A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.
Dirty Harry.
It was a wonderful, and sunny день when a пони with a sniper винтовка was looking at a mare swimming. The пони with the винтовка was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the вверх of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.
With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.
Half an час later, a пони was walking. This пони was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good at his job, which was being a detective. The way he does things make him loose cannon, which is how he likes it.
After walking up 20 flights of stairs, Harry got to where he was, the roof where the mare was killed. He examined the crime scene, and saw the bullet in the body. He took it out carefully, and put it in a plastic bag marked evidence. Then he walked back downstairs.
A few hours later
Police Captain: Take a сиденье, место, сиденья Harry
Harry: *sits down*
Police Captain: I'm going to breef Ты on a пони that has been wanted for a while. They call him Scorpio, and he sent us a letter.
Harry: What does it say?
Police Captain: The letter says, I want $150,000. If I don't get it in a few days, еще ponies will die.
Harry: Only loser would do something like that.
Police Captain: Why the fuck do Ты call every criminal a loser?
Harry: They're too poor to do anything good, so they cause crime.
Police Captain: Yep, sure. That's all I need Ты for Harry, I'll call Ты if I need anything else.
Harry: *walks out of office*
2 B continued
A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.
Dirty Harry.
It was a wonderful, and sunny день when a пони with a sniper винтовка was looking at a mare swimming. The пони with the винтовка was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the вверх of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.
With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.
Half an час later, a пони was walking. This пони was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good at his job, which was being a detective. The way he does things make him loose cannon, which is how he likes it.
After walking up 20 flights of stairs, Harry got to where he was, the roof where the mare was killed. He examined the crime scene, and saw the bullet in the body. He took it out carefully, and put it in a plastic bag marked evidence. Then he walked back downstairs.
A few hours later
Police Captain: Take a сиденье, место, сиденья Harry
Harry: *sits down*
Police Captain: I'm going to breef Ты on a пони that has been wanted for a while. They call him Scorpio, and he sent us a letter.
Harry: What does it say?
Police Captain: The letter says, I want $150,000. If I don't get it in a few days, еще ponies will die.
Harry: Only loser would do something like that.
Police Captain: Why the fuck do Ты call every criminal a loser?
Harry: They're too poor to do anything good, so they cause crime.
Police Captain: Yep, sure. That's all I need Ты for Harry, I'll call Ты if I need anything else.
Harry: *walks out of office*
2 B continued
me: *playing on dsi like a boss*
pinkie pie:hey phonenix wanna bake some Cupcakes?
me: umm kay
*goes into front door* ( all the sudden a hammer сокол punched me)
me: *wakes up* ugh what happed?
*trying to escape but im straped in chains*
Pinkie pie: ready to bake some Cupcakes?
me: this i not how to bake cupcakes
Pinkie pie: it is to me but first i have to bake you
*puts phonenix into a oven*
Pinkie pie: *leaves*
me: *looks around and gets out of oven* phew itz its time to investingate my way *goes misterously hall with 5 doors* TO be continued
pinkie pie:hey phonenix wanna bake some Cupcakes?
me: umm kay
*goes into front door* ( all the sudden a hammer сокол punched me)
me: *wakes up* ugh what happed?
*trying to escape but im straped in chains*
Pinkie pie: ready to bake some Cupcakes?
me: this i not how to bake cupcakes
Pinkie pie: it is to me but first i have to bake you
*puts phonenix into a oven*
Pinkie pie: *leaves*
me: *looks around and gets out of oven* phew itz its time to investingate my way *goes misterously hall with 5 doors* TO be continued
applebloom: hehehe silver time to die!!!!!!!! cuts her body in half the end!
I felt like doing Pony-licious songs for my OC's, so here they are. The original pony-licious songs are by Black Gryph0n on Youtube. Ты should check his channel out. :3
Ice Drop~
I'm the I to the c to the e d-r-o-p, and ain't no other пони write the stories like me... I'm Ice Drop-licious...
Coffee Creme~
I'm the C to the o to the double f and e, and can't no other пони draw quaint pictures like me. I'm Coffee-licious.
It took me quite a while, just for these 2 rhymes. XD
Ice Drop~
I'm the I to the c to the e d-r-o-p, and ain't no other пони write the stories like me... I'm Ice Drop-licious...
Coffee Creme~
I'm the C to the o to the double f and e, and can't no other пони draw quaint pictures like me. I'm Coffee-licious.
It took me quite a while, just for these 2 rhymes. XD