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Наруто :Hi.

Hinata :H-hi.

Наруто : I'm Наруто Uzimaki.

Hinata :I-I'm H-Hinata Hyuga.

Наруто :Nice to meet yo-

Neji : Get away from Hinata.

Наруто : But-

Neji : I'm warning Ты kid!

Hinata : Neji-Oniisan leave him alone!

Neji : But-

Hinata:Cause of Ты I have no friends!

Neji : No it's your "Friends" fault for talking to you.

Hinata : Leave!

Neji : But.

Hinata : Daddy!

Neji : Alright I'll leave!

*Neji left*

Наруто : Who the hell was that?

Hinata : That was my cousin.

Наруто : He's a creep.

Hinata : Yeah....

*On the other side of the pre school grounds.

Какаси : Эй, little girl.

Ten-Ten : Who?Me?

Какаси : Yeah you.See that boy over there with the chick hair?

Ten-Ten : Yes.

Какаси : go over to him and play.

Ten-Ten : Why?

Какаси : I'll give Ты ramen.

Ten-Ten : No.

Какаси : Crap!Ummm......

*Kakashi digs through his pockets and pulls out a shiriken*

Какаси : I'll give Ты this.

Ten-Ten : Oooohhh...I'll do it!

*Ten-Ten walks over to Neji*

Ten-Ten : Hi.

Neji : Hi.Your cute.

Ten-Ten : Uhhh.....

Neji : To much info?

Ten-Ten : Yeah.

*Gaara walks by*

Gaara : Awkward~.

Ten-Ten : Didn't Ты leave?!

Gaara : Uhhh......

*Gaara ran away*

Ten-Ten : Creep.

Neji : Him или me?

Ten-Ten : Both.

*Gai Ran Какаси out of the bushes*

Какаси : Help he's being gay on me!

Gai : Am not!

Какаси : Ambu help!

*3 Ambu agents rushed to help Какаси 2 took Gai away.*

Ambu Person : Какаси what are Ты doing here Ты don't have any kids.....Your too young to have kids.

Какаси : Well there teacher was sick so I took over.

Gai : No!He's playing match maker with my students!!

Какаси : I did nothing of the sort!

Gai : Then why are Ты here?!

Какаси : The teacher is sick so I'm looking after them....Now if you'll exquese me I'll be watching the kiddies from the bushes.

Ambu guy : Have a good день Kakashi.

Какаси : Yeah yeah.

*Kakashi jumped into the bushes*

Какаси : Ты girl with the 4 poney tails.

Temari : Yeah?

KLakashi : I'll give Ты this shriken if Ты go over to that boy with the pineapple hair.

Temari : No.

Какаси : Crap...Ummmm....I'll buy Ты ramen.

Temari : No.

Какаси : Shit.....Ummm I'll give Ты $50.00.

Temari : Deal.

*Kakashi gave Temari $50.00.Temari went over to Shikamaru*

Temari : Hi.

Сикамару : *Snore*

Temari : Wake up jack ass!!!!

Сикамару : Hu?What?

Temari : What's your name?

Сикамару : My name is Сикамару Nara.

Temari : I'm Temari.

Сикамару : Whatever.

*Gaara's head came out of the bushes*

Gaara : I know were Ты live Shikamaru.

Сикамару : Holy shit!

Какаси : Isn't it cute when kids swear?

Shizune : Not really.

Какаси : Really?

Shizune : Yeah.

Какаси : Shizune?

Shizune : Yeah?

Какаси : Ты wanna go out some time?

Shizune : No.

*Shizune walked away.*

*Itachi walked on to the pre school grounds*

Itachi : Oh Sasuke where are you~?.....There Ты are!

Sasuke : Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

*Itachi picks up Sasuke*

Itachi : Come on time for our family picnic.

Sasuke : Ты killed our family Ты B*******!

Itachi :Don't Ты swear at me girl.

Sasuke : I'm a boy.

Itachi : Oh that's right....Hey Kakashi!

Какаси : Эй, Itachi!

Itachi : So little bro wanna bring your Друзья to the family picnic?

Sasuke : No.

Itachi : Great.

*Itachi picked up all the kids in the pre school*

Itachi : Let's go~.
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