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posted by deathchick9
Gaara : Эй, Эй, put me down!

Itachi : Nooooo....Don't wanna.

*Kabuto's head come out of Gaara's gored*

Gaara : Mommy!

Kabuto : My ninja info cards ninja info cards...

Какаси : Would Ты shut up!

Kabuto : My ninja info cards.....

Какаси : That's it I'm going Kabuto hunting.

*Kakashi pulled out a mallet*

Какаси : Say good night!

*Kabuto's head went down*

Какаси : Damn it!

Gaara : Damn it!

Какаси : No no don't say that.

Gaara : Why?!Old man......

Itachi : Какаси your fighting with a child.

Какаси : He's an EVIL child!

Itachi : Quiet.

Sasuke : Itachis going to kill me....

Sakura : No he's not he's your brother.

Sasuke : That didn't stop him from killing our family.

Sakura : Uhhh......

Kakashi: Cactus D=< *Cactus no jutsu*

Itachi : What the shit?!

Gaara : Shit!

Itachi : Don't say that.

Gaara : Why?!Old man?!

Kankuro : Gaara Ты really shouldn't swear.

Gaara : Quiet Ты fat piece of crap!

*Itachi brought the kids and Какаси for some reason to the Акацуки picnic spot*

Pein : Itachi why did Ты bring preschoolers to our picnic spot......And ....And....Hatake??!

Itachi : I dunno....

Pein : He's an Anbu!

Itachi : So....?

Tobi : HI!!!!!!Oooohhhhhh kiddies!!

*Tobi picked up Sakura*

Gaara : Эй, that's mine!

*Everyone looked at Gaara*

Gaara : Uhhhh.....

*Gaara ran away*

Sakura : Temari is he okay?

Temari : Yeah.

Kankuro : Эй, Temari...

Temari : What?!

Kankuro : I think-

Temari : No Kankuro Ты don't think.

Kankuro : But-

Temari : I don't want to here Ты fake thoughts.

*Kankuro went in to a state of depression*

Sasuke : Damn it now I have computation....

Sakura : Hmm?

*A few hours later they all started playing*

Sasuke : Наруто Wanna be friends?

Наруто : Su-

*Gaara came running back*

Gaara : No.He's MY best friend Ты can't have him...And Ты can't have Sakura ether.

Sasuke : Why?

*Gaara left again and Sakura came over*

Sakura : What were Ты guys talking about?

Sasuke : Gaara's a creep

Sakura : ..........

Наруто : What?

Sakura : Nothing.

Наруто : Sakura do Ты wanna play?

Sakura : No thanks.

*Hinata came over*

Hinata : Sakura,Ino,Temari,Ten-Ten and I are playing with Куклы do Ты wanna play too?

Sakura : Sure.

Sasuke :What about us.

Sakura : I wanna play with Куклы not with smelly ugly boys with chicken butt hair.

Наруто :I don't have chicken butt hair....

Sakura : Sorry.

Sakura : Come on Hinata.

Hinata : Naruto-kun do Ты wanna play?

Наруто : Sure I guess.

Hinata : Uh that's great let's go.

*Every one left Sasuke alone*

Sasuke : And I'm alone...

Voice 4 : Shut up priss!

Sasuke : Who сказал(-а) that?!

*A vortex opened up and three teenagers and a baby came out one an Эмо girl with long black hair the Далее was a boy with short brown hair waring dark clothing the third was another girl with long фиолетовый hair a Tobi plush waring a long black tranche пальто a black t-shirt and black capries the last was a baby waring a little розовый рубашка and a dipper she had light brown hair put up in a little пони tail*

Voice 1 : I'm Saya.

Voice 2 : I'm Marik.

Voice 3 : I'm death.

Saya : Her name is Violet.

фиолетовый : Thanks Ты just blew my cover.

Saya : What cover?!

фиолетовый : ......

Voice 4 : I'm death!

Saya : Ты spend way to much time with Violet...Page.

Page : Ты blew my cover!

Saya : -_-"

Marik : Well-

*Saya started throwing fat people at Marik*

Marik : Ahhh Your still mad?!

Saya : Hell yeah!

Page : Ты really shouldn't insult a girls appearance.

Marik : Yeah I got that!

*An older version of Какаси came through the vortex*

Older Какаси : Come on Kiddies we have a mission.

Saya : Why can't we just ditch and get ice cream like always?

Older Какаси : Obito and Rin won't let me....

Saya : Oh.

Sasuke : Obito and Rin are dead.

Older Какаси : Yeah but there head elf's.

Sasuke : Head elf's?

Saya : Yeah there people who died but there spirits go in to there loved ones heads.

Page : Like Obito and Rin.

Tobi plush : Worship me!

фиолетовый : No one will worship you.

Tobi plush : I know Whaaaaaaa!!

Sasuke : That doll just talked!

фиолетовый : No it didn't.

Tobi plush : I'm not a doll I'm a plushie demon!

фиолетовый : Shut up!

Tobi plush : All I want is to be worshiped!Is that to much to ask?!

фиолетовый : Yes.

Tobi plush : Whaaaaaa!!!!

Saya : фиолетовый shut him up!

фиолетовый : Fine.

*Violet threw the Tobi plush through the glowing vortex*

Tobi plush : I never saw France!

All : .............
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posted by olivia8970
remember how itachi took shisui`s eye and then he dissapered? He`s obviously itachi`s age so that means he must still be alive!!!! They`re hair style is the same and whenever the camers closed up on Tobi`s eye Ты can see the same exact small wrinkles that Shisui had, (i cant Загрузить a фото since im on somebody elses so if Ты want look up a фото of Shisui and Tobi`s eye.) Plus since Itachi took his eye, remember when he used to have a оранжевый mask that only had a hole in one eye? For еще proof that he only had 1 eye is didnt he took somebody`s eye...NAGATO!! I mean its not like he wanted...
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posted by akatsuki_otaku
1. Say “I’m getting sick of рамен, ramen, рамэн I want to eat something else.”
2. Tell Iruka sensei that he loves him.
3. Присоединиться the Акацуки to kill sakura because she is a bitch. ( I like this one XD )
4. Steal kakashi’s come come paradise book to look at it (porn!! Haha)
5. Ask jairiya to let him be his mini me.
6. Switch places with rock lee for a day.
8. Kill Какаси sensei
9. Go on the ‘who wants to be a millionaire’ Показать and win the million dollars.
10. Get a perfect score on an IQ test.
11. Get a dog and act like kiba for the rest of his life.
12. Become Эмо because рамен, ramen, рамэн was ‘discontinued’
13....
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