We live in a cruel world where the chances of most of us getting to spend еще than a few mere минуты with One Direction are about as strong as the chances of Lindsay Lohan changing her name to Tits McGee (although she is the type who’d do most things for some cash).

Handily then, Louis Tomlinson has revealed to We Любовь Pop magazine how he can be won over in five minutes.
“Prove that you’re fun,” he told them.

“Have a laugh and Ты need to laugh at my jokes – but don’t make yourself too available.

“[The last girl I gave my number to] looked good, but it wasn’t actually that. She wasn’t like ‘Oooh you’re famous!’ "
“She was dead cool, so that’s why I asked for her number.”

Got that? Don’t acknowledge that he’s famous, have loads of fun but in a non-enthusiastic and uber cool way, but don’t forget to laugh at his jokes.

One Direction have offered some sage Совет to singers hoping to find fame on this year’s series of The X Factor.

The teenage boyband came third on the 2010 run of the ITV reality TV Показать and unlike Cher Lloyd who advised the new batch of hopefuls to ‘run away’ and hide, the boys claim that all the wannabes need to do, is just be themselves.

Speaking to ITV.com, Harry Styles сказал(-а) contestants shouldn’t be ‘phoney,’ explaining:
Don’t be phoney! Be yourself and don’t pretend be something you’re not. The public will see right through it.

Louis Tomlinson added:
Switch your songs up and don’t be afraid to go out of your comfort zone. And dress to impress. STANDARD!

Niall Horan thinks the singers just need to relax and enjoy the show, saying:
Make sure Ты relax and enjoy it – don’t let nerves kill all the fun. And don’t be a diva – be nice to everyone who helps Ты as it’s highly likely you’ll meet them again further down the line.

Niamhs P.O.V

We got to the shopping center and went to the shoe Магазин 'Cans'

and Niall bought me a pair of red kneen hight converse. Aw, I Любовь that boy!!

Then we got ice cream and went to the park. 'Niamh, there is this dance on...' Niall сказал(-а) quitly '

and I was thinking about asking Sarah'. I looked at him my eyes filled with tears. 'Oh god!! I was only joking!! I didn't mean to upset you!!'


I wiped the tears from my eyes 'Who were Ты going to ask?' I smiled 'My girlfirend, who is nicer and prettyer then her twin...'.


'Love Ты too Niall' We heard some one behind us. It was Sarah and Harry. 'Oh, did Ты hear that?' he сказал(-а) shly.


'Yeah' Sarah laughed. 'Sorry' he went all red.


Then I Sarah this look, and she got the idea.

'Come on Harry lets go to monsoon'

I panicked and rang Harry. 'Hello' he said. I started to cry 'Harry I'm lost' I really started to panick then. 'It's ok. Tell me what Ты can see' he told me 'A really big house' he paused 'I think that's Simon's house. Knock and check' I ran up and rang the doorbell. Simon answered 'Hey it's Kate! Harry's girlfriend' I said. 'Oh hi Kate!Are Ты ok?' he asked. 'Not really. I'm sorta Остаться в живых but Harry's coming to collect me' I told him. 'Come inside he told me' I came in and he gave me a Galaxy cookie crumble and a can of coke. We talked for about 10 минуты when there was a knock at the door. I answered it. It was Harry! 'Harry!!!!!!!' I сказал(-а) as I jumped into his arms. 'I'm so happy to see you' I told him. I fell asleep on the way back to the hotel I was so tired! Leah was sitting in the lobby when I got back. 'KATE' she roared running towards me. I moved out of the way so she wouldn't run into me. She fell over into a water fountain. 'Whoops' I said.

WHILE X Factor pal CHER LLOYD seeks attention with new tattoos, ONE DIRECTION do it with T-shirts.



HARRY STYLES stepped out in Liverpool with a declaration of Любовь for bandmate LOUIS TOMLINSON emblazoned on his chest.

The grey вверх was printed with both their first names, separated by a red heart.

When the boys hit LA in January, 19-year-old Louis also got in on the action.

The cheeky chappy boldly wore a white вверх with 'Cheryl, call me.... x' on it.

My guess is she didn't.