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"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the Животные A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," сказал(-а) Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with Животные whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with Животные whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list, since her name apparently started with M, so he headed to Marlene's place first. Once he slid on his belly across the path, leaped over the spiked fence, and crossed the pond Marlene had, he went to check up on Marlene. "Hey Skipper!! How are ya?" asked Marlene. "I'm alright Marlene, but we can't be too careful ya know? Pennywise that evil bitch," сказал(-а) Skipper. "Yeah, I know, so how do Ты feel?" asked Marlene, watching into Skipper's eyes. "I feel fine okay? No worries," сказал(-а) Skipper. "And how do Ты truly feel about me?" asked Marlene.
Skipper then knew what was going on, her smile, the candles in her home, he knew she was trying something. "Oh I see, Ты little feisty mammal!!" сказал(-а) Skipper, blushing. "Yep!! I'm a feisty mammal!!" сказал(-а) Marlene, flirting with him, "Now pucker your beak commando!!" сказал(-а) Marlene. "Woooow!!!" сказал(-а) Skipper, smiling and accepting her kiss, he then held her in his flippers and kissed her lips, he then enjoyed the moment for a while, the warm kiss, the wonderful rush it gave him, he savored the Kiss for a while. He then noticed something odd, he looked in the mirror and Marlene's entire lower half of her body turned into a clown suit, big shoes, baggy pants and all, then he looked at her face, dear god, it was Pennywise in yet, another disguise. "KISS ME FAT BOY!!" yelled Pennywise, Skipper ran out, terrified as Pennywise laughed at his stupid mistake. Skipper didn't stop running until he reached the fishbowl entrance and shut it. "What happened Skippah?" asked Private. "What happened?.....Pennywise happened...." сказал(-а) Skipper, "It, happened." Private and Kowalski gasped, then Skipper then decided to tell them everything that happened.
"You kissed Pennywise?" asked Private chuckling, but then got slapped. "This is serious Private!!" сказал(-а) Skipper. "So what does that mean now?" asked Kowalski. "It means, Kowalski, that we still have a problem to deal with before it goes rampant!!" yelled Skipper. He then shuffled back and forth int the HQ, nervous and anxious about the attacks from Pennywise. "We have to fight it, and we have to kill it, and then we have to make sure it's dead," сказал(-а) Skipper. "Then what are we waiting for? We must warn the lem-" сказал(-а) Kowalski. "Not yet Kowalski!! We let them know once they feel comfortable, with the fact that they're not through with Pennywise yet," сказал(-а) Skipper. "You're right sir, but what do we do between now, and then?" asked Kowalski. "We do our best to stay alive and not end up dead," сказал(-а) Skipper. "What would it take to do that?" asked Private. "Stay together as a big team, then we go our ways together, so we can all destroy Pennywise the assclown and not be horribly mutilated in the process," сказал(-а) Skipper. "Agreed, prepare the weapons Rico," сказал(-а) Kowalski. Rico nodded then coughed up a chainsaw.
We Переместить very far away from the zoo, to an isolated, lonely fortress in Coney Island, a familiar dolphin, a failure for recieving revenge and losing his minions in one night, Dr. Blowhole woke up and looked out the window as he heard a voice. "Dr. Blowhole!! Kelno!! Wake up!!" yelled the voice. "Who's out there?" asked Blowhole. "Its me Ты fool," сказал(-а) the voice, a clown popped into view, his face on the moon talking to him. "Who are you, human clown?" asked Blowhole. "You have the same goal as me, Dr. Blowhole," сказал(-а) Pennywise. "Oh? Well, I already think we can be allies..." сказал(-а) Dr. Blowhole smiling. "I wanna pay them back, just like Ты want to, we're gonna pay them back Blowhole," сказал(-а) Pennywise. "Skipper and the Pen-gu-ins?" asked Blowhole. "Yeeees..... That person," сказал(-а) Pennywise. "I refer to him as a retarded, pathetic piece of scum," сказал(-а) Blowhole. "Refer to him as Ты will, but remember, we share, the same goaaal," сказал(-а) Pennywise. Pennywise appeared to Blowhole in his clown form and gave him a knife. Blowhole smiled evilly, he held the нож delicately. "Lead the way Kelno Blowhole," сказал(-а) Pennywise.
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- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two еще hours until they Показать the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one день can Ты please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...
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