This is my first ever article, just so Ты know. Enjoy! (Sorry about the lack of humour.)
Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his клеть, ящик in the пингвин habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the секунда tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short пингвин with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, Ты can call me Skipper. This is Rico." He gestured to the пингвин Далее to him.
"Hi!" сказал(-а) Rico.
"He's our demolitions expert. He's not that good with words, but Ты get used to it. This is Kowalski." He gestured to the пингвин with the notepad.
"Hm? Oh! Hello."
"He's the options guy. He also invents things. This is Manfredi." He nodded towards a small, merry looking penguin.
"Hello." сказал(-а) Manfredi.
"He's the only one in our team who can read. If we didn't have him, we'd have to rely on the chimpanzees. And this is Johnston."
"Yo."
"I think it's безопасно, сейф to say that Johnston is probably better at stealth than the rest of us put together." Nigel found this hard to believe, since Johnston was the biggest penguin.
"Anyway, from now on, we'll call Ты Private, OK?"
"OK."
"Good. Basic training will start tomorrow at 0600. For now, we hit the bunks."
Johnston moved aside a bowl of fish, to reveal a hole that the penguins could easily slip into. Private entered the hole after them.
"I'm afraid you'll have to sleep on the floor tonight. Rico will drill another bunk into the Стена for Ты tomorrow."
"Yup!" сказал(-а) Rico.
Private slept soundly that night.
Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his клеть, ящик in the пингвин habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the секунда tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short пингвин with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, Ты can call me Skipper. This is Rico." He gestured to the пингвин Далее to him.
"Hi!" сказал(-а) Rico.
"He's our demolitions expert. He's not that good with words, but Ты get used to it. This is Kowalski." He gestured to the пингвин with the notepad.
"Hm? Oh! Hello."
"He's the options guy. He also invents things. This is Manfredi." He nodded towards a small, merry looking penguin.
"Hello." сказал(-а) Manfredi.
"He's the only one in our team who can read. If we didn't have him, we'd have to rely on the chimpanzees. And this is Johnston."
"Yo."
"I think it's безопасно, сейф to say that Johnston is probably better at stealth than the rest of us put together." Nigel found this hard to believe, since Johnston was the biggest penguin.
"Anyway, from now on, we'll call Ты Private, OK?"
"OK."
"Good. Basic training will start tomorrow at 0600. For now, we hit the bunks."
Johnston moved aside a bowl of fish, to reveal a hole that the penguins could easily slip into. Private entered the hole after them.
"I'm afraid you'll have to sleep on the floor tonight. Rico will drill another bunk into the Стена for Ты tomorrow."
"Yup!" сказал(-а) Rico.
Private slept soundly that night.
Me:well that should do it
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Далее morning
Harry:I am telling Ты someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were Пароль
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
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Далее morning
Harry:I am telling Ты someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were Пароль
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of Ты guys feel discriminated against, and that Ты believe we fangirls want Ты permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank Ты all for your time.
~Lilly~
~Lilly~