This is my first ever article, just so Ты know. Enjoy! (Sorry about the lack of humour.)
Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his клеть, ящик in the пингвин habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the секунда tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short пингвин with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, Ты can call me Skipper. This is Rico." He gestured to the пингвин Далее to him.
"Hi!" сказал(-а) Rico.
"He's our demolitions expert. He's not that good with words, but Ты get used to it. This is Kowalski." He gestured to the пингвин with the notepad.
"Hm? Oh! Hello."
"He's the options guy. He also invents things. This is Manfredi." He nodded towards a small, merry looking penguin.
"Hello." сказал(-а) Manfredi.
"He's the only one in our team who can read. If we didn't have him, we'd have to rely on the chimpanzees. And this is Johnston."
"Yo."
"I think it's безопасно, сейф to say that Johnston is probably better at stealth than the rest of us put together." Nigel found this hard to believe, since Johnston was the biggest penguin.
"Anyway, from now on, we'll call Ты Private, OK?"
"OK."
"Good. Basic training will start tomorrow at 0600. For now, we hit the bunks."
Johnston moved aside a bowl of fish, to reveal a hole that the penguins could easily slip into. Private entered the hole after them.
"I'm afraid you'll have to sleep on the floor tonight. Rico will drill another bunk into the Стена for Ты tomorrow."
"Yup!" сказал(-а) Rico.
Private slept soundly that night.
Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his клеть, ящик in the пингвин habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the секунда tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short пингвин with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, Ты can call me Skipper. This is Rico." He gestured to the пингвин Далее to him.
"Hi!" сказал(-а) Rico.
"He's our demolitions expert. He's not that good with words, but Ты get used to it. This is Kowalski." He gestured to the пингвин with the notepad.
"Hm? Oh! Hello."
"He's the options guy. He also invents things. This is Manfredi." He nodded towards a small, merry looking penguin.
"Hello." сказал(-а) Manfredi.
"He's the only one in our team who can read. If we didn't have him, we'd have to rely on the chimpanzees. And this is Johnston."
"Yo."
"I think it's безопасно, сейф to say that Johnston is probably better at stealth than the rest of us put together." Nigel found this hard to believe, since Johnston was the biggest penguin.
"Anyway, from now on, we'll call Ты Private, OK?"
"OK."
"Good. Basic training will start tomorrow at 0600. For now, we hit the bunks."
Johnston moved aside a bowl of fish, to reveal a hole that the penguins could easily slip into. Private entered the hole after them.
"I'm afraid you'll have to sleep on the floor tonight. Rico will drill another bunk into the Стена for Ты tomorrow."
"Yup!" сказал(-а) Rico.
Private slept soundly that night.
But, he didn’t mind it. Skipper closed his eyes slowly… He was very tired. He realized if everything going to be worse than he could imagine
They walked up to the house. The old grey porch creaked. They opened the door. A faint light cast shadows on the stone walls. It smelled of dirt and mothballs. или maybe dirty mothballs.
"Ow!" Yelled Skipper.
Kowalski glanced over Skipper. He had stepped on a board that flipped up and hit him in the face.
"Ssshh." сказал(-а) Kowalski.
"Ow." Wispered Skipper.
They heard footsteps. They ran out the door and back to the base.
"How about we Just knock." Suggested Privete, "or email him."
***
Bang,bang,bang. The door didn't open. Bang,bang,bang. Still .didn't.
"Rico, rope." ordered Skipper.
"Here Skipper." сказал(-а) Rico handing him a rope.
"Perfect."
Skipper made a lasso and lassoed the weathervane.
"Skippah," сказал(-а) Privete "couldn't we try something a little less… well, dangerous."
"Sure Privete. Got any ideas?" сказал(-а) Skipper.
The door creaked open. A peice of papper blew in front of Skippers face. It said: TO BE CONTIUED. XD
"Ow!" Yelled Skipper.
Kowalski glanced over Skipper. He had stepped on a board that flipped up and hit him in the face.
"Ssshh." сказал(-а) Kowalski.
"Ow." Wispered Skipper.
They heard footsteps. They ran out the door and back to the base.
"How about we Just knock." Suggested Privete, "or email him."
***
Bang,bang,bang. The door didn't open. Bang,bang,bang. Still .didn't.
"Rico, rope." ordered Skipper.
"Here Skipper." сказал(-а) Rico handing him a rope.
"Perfect."
Skipper made a lasso and lassoed the weathervane.
"Skippah," сказал(-а) Privete "couldn't we try something a little less… well, dangerous."
"Sure Privete. Got any ideas?" сказал(-а) Skipper.
The door creaked open. A peice of papper blew in front of Skippers face. It said: TO BE CONTIUED. XD
Can I have some cake?
User: Uh... Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Why do Ты need to know, robot?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: I don't trust any man-made ломоть of metal.
Cleverbot: When did Ты trust me before?
User: What's your game robot?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know? A little suspicious. Don't Ты think?
Cleverbot: No, I am a green bunny named Pablo!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Cheese and crackers man! Get a grip on yourself!
Cleverbot: I hear that a lot about myself to.
User: *fish slaps your metal face*.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: Ты didn't see anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: *face-flipper*.
Cleverbot: Hardly :).
User: Would Ты like me to get Rico?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ugh you're worse than Ringtail.
Cleverbot: I have no tail...
User: *bangs head on wall*
Cleverbot: Would Ты like a marshmallow?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Why do Ты need to know, robot?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: I don't trust any man-made ломоть of metal.
Cleverbot: When did Ты trust me before?
User: What's your game robot?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know? A little suspicious. Don't Ты think?
Cleverbot: No, I am a green bunny named Pablo!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Cheese and crackers man! Get a grip on yourself!
Cleverbot: I hear that a lot about myself to.
User: *fish slaps your metal face*.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: Ты didn't see anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: *face-flipper*.
Cleverbot: Hardly :).
User: Would Ты like me to get Rico?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ugh you're worse than Ringtail.
Cleverbot: I have no tail...
User: *bangs head on wall*
Cleverbot: Would Ты like a marshmallow?
