This is part four of my Фан fiction. Enjoy.
"So, uh, еще about this Ivy,"I said.
"She's, um, pretty, smart, and has very good hearing,"Replied Private.
"Okay, pretty, smart, and good hearing," I said."Anything else Ты think would be good to know about her?"
"Well,"Said Private."She also has a great memory."
"Okay," I said. "Like I asked Ты before, can Ты help me get the others up?"
"Okay," сказал(-а) Private. Then he started shaking Kowalski.
I thought very hard trying to remember how the easiest way to wake Skipper and Rico up was. They sleep like logs, so it's usually pretty hard.
"I think Kowalski is up," сказал(-а) Private.
Sure enough, when I looked over at him, I saw Kowalski just barely open his eyes.
"Private, what is it," Kowalski mumbled.
"Johnson's back!" сказал(-а) Private.
" He's dead, Private, now go back to sleep."
"No he's not, he's standing right behind me!"
"He's what!" Exclaimed Kowalski, and then he fell out of the bed.
I laughed a little, seeing this happen. Then I suddenly remembered how I used to get Skipper and Rico up.
"So, uh, еще about this Ivy,"I said.
"She's, um, pretty, smart, and has very good hearing,"Replied Private.
"Okay, pretty, smart, and good hearing," I said."Anything else Ты think would be good to know about her?"
"Well,"Said Private."She also has a great memory."
"Okay," I said. "Like I asked Ты before, can Ты help me get the others up?"
"Okay," сказал(-а) Private. Then he started shaking Kowalski.
I thought very hard trying to remember how the easiest way to wake Skipper and Rico up was. They sleep like logs, so it's usually pretty hard.
"I think Kowalski is up," сказал(-а) Private.
Sure enough, when I looked over at him, I saw Kowalski just barely open his eyes.
"Private, what is it," Kowalski mumbled.
"Johnson's back!" сказал(-а) Private.
" He's dead, Private, now go back to sleep."
"No he's not, he's standing right behind me!"
"He's what!" Exclaimed Kowalski, and then he fell out of the bed.
I laughed a little, seeing this happen. Then I suddenly remembered how I used to get Skipper and Rico up.
Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'
1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.
Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
2.) Don't get too serious too fast!
Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: еще PAROLE!
3.) If Ты think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.
Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: Любовь ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0
4.)Don't be overprotectiive.
Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!
5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.
Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T Ты Любовь ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?
(there will be five tips per article. ^^)
1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.
Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
2.) Don't get too serious too fast!
Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: еще PAROLE!
3.) If Ты think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.
Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: Любовь ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0
4.)Don't be overprotectiive.
Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!
5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.
Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T Ты Любовь ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?
(there will be five tips per article. ^^)
private: oh ya skippah this is my mom
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet Ты skippah
skippah: nice to meet Ты too
melody: Эй, private wanna go get something special Ты deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of арахис масло, сливочное масло winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats арахис масло, сливочное масло winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet Ты skippah
skippah: nice to meet Ты too
melody: Эй, private wanna go get something special Ты deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of арахис масло, сливочное масло winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats арахис масло, сливочное масло winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued