Arlene: Take 1
Marlene: "Hey, guys!"
*penguins turn to look at her*
Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"
Marlene: "You will never believe this--"
Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."
Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*
Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*
Marlene: *looks back at him*
Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*
Marlene: T_T
Arlene: Take 2
Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now Главная to an Arctic mink!"
Marlene: "What?"
Kowalski: *starts examining her* "This is a rare opportunity to study an endangered species!"
Marlene: "Wait, wait, wait...what are you--"
Kowalski: "Subjects speaks in single syllables'."
Marlene: "That is absolutely--"
Kowalski: "Subjects speech is already progressing...Fascinating." *pulls tongue out of her mouth*
Marlene: "Oh! Kowalski! Where have your flippers been!?"
Kowalski: "Well, I was just working on a car engine...obviously..."
Arlene: Take 3
Kowalski: "Subjects speech is already progressing...Fascinating." *pulls tongue out of her mouth & swabs it with a Q-tip*
Marlene: *tongue still out of mouth* "I' 'arlee!"
Skipper: "Arlene..."
Private: "Arlene..."
Rico: "Arlene..."
Skipper: "Even her name's adorable!"
Marlene: "Skipper..."
Skipper: "She сказал(-а) my name!"
Private: "You alright Skipper? Ты seem a little gumsmack..."
Skipper: *starts walking to Marlene* "Isn't Private weird?"
Kowalski: "Not too close now, Skipper, I have barely begun my research..."
Marlene: "Research? Do Ты guys really, really think that I--"
Rico: *dog whistle*
...
Director: "Where's Julien!? I сказал(-а) he'd be in trouble Далее time he's late!"
Julien: *runs through doors* "I'm here everybody! Ты may now begin to praise me!"
Director: "Where have Ты been?"
Julien: "You know local commutings, christen boats, Kiss babies..."
Director: "You just got that line from a script..." T_T
Julien: "Your point is?"
Director: T_T
Marlene: "Hey, guys!"
*penguins turn to look at her*
Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"
Marlene: "You will never believe this--"
Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."
Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*
Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*
Marlene: *looks back at him*
Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*
Marlene: T_T
Arlene: Take 2
Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now Главная to an Arctic mink!"
Marlene: "What?"
Kowalski: *starts examining her* "This is a rare opportunity to study an endangered species!"
Marlene: "Wait, wait, wait...what are you--"
Kowalski: "Subjects speaks in single syllables'."
Marlene: "That is absolutely--"
Kowalski: "Subjects speech is already progressing...Fascinating." *pulls tongue out of her mouth*
Marlene: "Oh! Kowalski! Where have your flippers been!?"
Kowalski: "Well, I was just working on a car engine...obviously..."
Arlene: Take 3
Kowalski: "Subjects speech is already progressing...Fascinating." *pulls tongue out of her mouth & swabs it with a Q-tip*
Marlene: *tongue still out of mouth* "I' 'arlee!"
Skipper: "Arlene..."
Private: "Arlene..."
Rico: "Arlene..."
Skipper: "Even her name's adorable!"
Marlene: "Skipper..."
Skipper: "She сказал(-а) my name!"
Private: "You alright Skipper? Ты seem a little gumsmack..."
Skipper: *starts walking to Marlene* "Isn't Private weird?"
Kowalski: "Not too close now, Skipper, I have barely begun my research..."
Marlene: "Research? Do Ты guys really, really think that I--"
Rico: *dog whistle*
...
Director: "Where's Julien!? I сказал(-а) he'd be in trouble Далее time he's late!"
Julien: *runs through doors* "I'm here everybody! Ты may now begin to praise me!"
Director: "Where have Ты been?"
Julien: "You know local commutings, christen boats, Kiss babies..."
Director: "You just got that line from a script..." T_T
Julien: "Your point is?"
Director: T_T
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a гитара and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a пляж, пляжный sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would Любовь me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did Ты abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would Любовь me,
If only she would Любовь me.
.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.
Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish Письмо now, coz SOME Болталка FAG ON Fanpop IS Чтение MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.
If King Julien Ruled the World...
