Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: пингвин Bloopers: Skipper & "Arlene" (from The выдра, оттер Woman)

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пингвин Bloopers: Skipper & "Arlene" (from The выдра, оттер Woman)

posted by peacebaby7

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now Главная to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts examining her* "This is a rare opportunity to study an endangered species!"

Marlene: "Wait, wait, wait...what are you--"

Kowalski: "Subjects speaks in single syllables'."

Marlene: "That is absolutely--"

Kowalski: "Subjects speech is already progressing...Fascinating." *pulls tongue out of her mouth*

Marlene: "Oh! Kowalski! Where have your flippers been!?"

Kowalski: "Well, I was just working on a car engine...obviously..."

Arlene: Take 3

Kowalski: "Subjects speech is already progressing...Fascinating." *pulls tongue out of her mouth & swabs it with a Q-tip*

Marlene: *tongue still out of mouth* "I' 'arlee!"

Skipper: "Arlene..."

Private: "Arlene..."

Rico: "Arlene..."

Skipper: "Even her name's adorable!"

Marlene: "Skipper..."

Skipper: "She сказал(-а) my name!"

Private: "You alright Skipper? Ты seem a little gumsmack..."

Skipper: *starts walking to Marlene* "Isn't Private weird?"

Kowalski: "Not too close now, Skipper, I have barely begun my research..."

Marlene: "Research? Do Ты guys really, really think that I--"

Rico: *dog whistle*

...

Director: "Where's Julien!? I сказал(-а) he'd be in trouble Далее time he's late!"

Julien: *runs through doors* "I'm here everybody! Ты may now begin to praise me!"

Director: "Where have Ты been?"

Julien: "You know local commutings, christen boats, Kiss babies..."

Director: "You just got that line from a script..." T_T

Julien: "Your point is?"

Director: T_T

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_Lexii23_ XD I loved when Skipper dropped the wrench on his foot! Lol!

krazy4kowalski That is so what Julien would do! LOL!

peacebaby7 X3 Thanks guys! :D

Robo-Skipper as Кошки from Zero Wing

added by Bitt3rman

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Skipper Donettes

added by SJF_Penguin2

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Kowalski's name using the photenic Army alphabet

added by ricoiswsome

Source: Me

King Julien

added by Cowtails

еще stuff.

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Waited Too Long (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "If Ты Only Knew")

posted by mostar1219

Monique walked over to the dock and put her кошелек in her secret spot before sitting down. She didn't need the clock on her phone to tell her that it was too early for anyone, even her as someone who isn't a morning person, to be awake. Though, during these past few months, thoughts have been flooding the aspie's mind causing her to wake up completely early in the morning. It had been a few months since Kowalski and the others left for their mission over seas. She always felt the urge to come to the dock around this time, since it always gave her the reminder that they'll be back soon. She always...

How the Penguins Might of Met Chapter 3 Skipper

posted by Number1SkippFan

Remember, in this chapter Skipper is a chick
Fact Ты need to know about this chapter: Military Mascots were Животные who came to the wars and helped keep the soldiers' spirits up and remind them of their pets (Plz don't kill me if Ты think I'm wrong, I read it at school!)
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The military officer had taken Skipper to be his team's mascot.

Skipper didn't like it one bit at first, he hated the training that the soldiers did which took forever each day, the рыба was horrible, and gun fires terrified him.

The only fun time he got was when he got attention from the...

Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows, chapter 3

posted by spmana123

IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!: this story is basically focusing in the 3 that died in the first one, to seenifnthere fate changes, and some chapters later in will be about people who were trapped in there that Ты didn't hear in the first story, enjoy:)

ALSO!!!!: make sure to read the first story corpse party/penguins, или else this wont make much sense to u:)

???:ughhhhh.....what the....where am I?

Mort had awoken, his head was hurting severely, but got up.

Mort: huh?!

Mort suddenly looked around and saw that he was in a dark hallway, right Далее to the infiramry..inside the infirmary he heard laughter of...

Fallout Chapter 5: Tranquility Lane

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5: Tranquility Lane

Private made it to a small abandon car repair shop. Private looked at his Pip-Boy to see if he went to the right place, and it сказал(-а) свод, хранилище 112. Private went inside anyways to see what he could find. The place was old and dusty, cobwebs everywhere. Private noticed a huge door on the floor on the far-left side of the room, and walked to it. He opened the door and it showed stairs that lead to the basement. He went down, but saw that this wasn’t the basement at all. Instead it was the entrance to свод, хранилище 112. Private looked at the control panel, and just simply just pressed...

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Cleverbot and King J :D

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Eh, hello computer-y thing!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I am the king so Ты may worship me now.

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: What?! How dare Ты defy me!

Cleverbot: Ты have no power here.

User: King Julien, which is me, always is having the power!

Cleverbot: If Ты say so Damian.

User: Damian? Who is this Damian?

Cleverbot: If Ты don't know, I'm not going to be the one that tells you.

User: Eh... Ok.

Cleverbot: Do Ты see were Ты сказал(-а) Ты watched soul eater.

User: Ew who would be eating souls? They have no flavor!

Cleverbot: I don't know what I am... You're the only person I have...

User: Um...

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Abigail chapter four

posted by misscrazel

"No" сказал(-а) Skipper, "why would that help?" He crumpled the paper. "Wait!" He said.
"What?!" asked Private.
"I know what happend!"

Abigail's past 1st person
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I could hardly see through the tears. "Skipper!" I cried, pulling away from my mother. I ran after Skipper and my unfaimiliar father. I knew I could save my younger brother. After all dad wanted both of us. Our parents had divorced right after Skipper was born. Our mom got both of us and ever since then our dad wanted one of us.

It's my bedtime now I'll write еще later.

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Celeste Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

They dashed through the water. Rocky waves thrashed above. A stormy sky blew its wrath upon the ocean. It was like a child's tantrum, pelting rain to the water's surface non-stop. Every trace of light from the sky was masked by the clouds.
Beneath the surface of the water were the five penguins. Rico was occupying himself by snacking on every рыба that swam by. They were actually quite beautiful with a certain grace. Their vivid colored scales shimmered under the reflected light.
Skipper turned his head to find Private missing from his side. He stopped, and scanned around for his soldier. His...

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Celeste Chapter 7

posted by legendary7

Private sat Далее to his Skipper on the берег of the pond sticking his feet in. The leader carried two fishing rods. Private was very much younger. His saphire eyes looked even bigger than how they became.
"So why did Ты want to go fishing, sir?" Private chirped.
"I wanted to talk to you." Skipper said.
"What're these sticks for?" Private pondered. He was pointing to the rods.
"You mean the fishing poles?" Skipper asked both puzzled and astonished.
"Yeah," Private nodded.
"You've never been taught how to fish, at least with a pole?" Skipper questioned. When he was Private's age, he had been taught...

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Good and True (humanized version based on daydream from hearing "A Thousand Years")

posted by mostar1219

She was looking at herself in the mirror. She couldn't believe her eyes. She never thought that her life would come to this and, even if she had, she thought it would be just part of some dream или imagination from her fairy tale loving younger self. Бабочки fluttered in her stomach from being excited and nervous.
"This will definitely be the best день of your life, Monique," Marlene said, remembering her wedding день with Skipper.
"What if things don't go well? Maybe he'll change his mind at the last minute, maybe something could go wrong," Monique stuttered, thinking about the relationship...

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 3 The Dark Prince

posted by MadagascarGirl

“Skipper, we are going for a long time, can we stop? I’m tired” сказал(-а) Kowalski.
“Me too” сказал(-а) Private, Rico nodded.
“Ok” сказал(-а) Skipper and they sat down.
“How we get back to the zoo?” asked Kowalski.
“Kowalski, Ты always giving options” сказал(-а) Skipper.
“Oh, right...”
“Firstly, we must go out of this tunnel” сказал(-а) Skipper.
“Ok, I think it’s late” сказал(-а) Private and yawned.
“You can fall asleep” сказал(-а) Skipper.

Fifteen минуты later
Kowalski, Rico and Private fell asleep. But Skipper couldn’t sleep. He wanted to be sure, that nobody attack them или follow them. Finally...

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The Black Death Chapter 10: Mess in the кухня

posted by legendary7

день 27
As Private woke up from постель, кровати that morning, the room was dim. Sure the lights were on, but the sky outside the window was darken. Moisture filled the air. Something in the penguins' instincts told them there would be a storm.
He found Skipper standing stiff in front of the window. Terror flooded his eyes. Rico was just as puzzled as Private. There was something bothering Skipper. Uh-oh, here he goes again.
"Skippah, what's wrong?" Private whimpered.
"What?! Uh ... Nothing."
"Is there something we don't know?" Private gulped.
"Listen, the night we came, Ms. Williams tookme into the hall to discuss...

Work Things Out (fanfiction about daydream from hearing "It's Not Over" by Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater by the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings или dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was...

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The Black Death Chapter 4: The First Death

posted by legendary7

Note: I really hope Ты guys enjoy this chapter. This is where it gets еще dramatic. Spoiler: (Private has a nightmare, that is pretty violent, so if Ты don't wanna read that part I understand.) While I was Письмо that part my electricity went out, which freaked me out and caused a delay on posting it. Sorry about that. ;)
Kowalski got his options notebook ready. "My вверх two suspects are: Ms. Williams and the maid. I think everyone agrees with me." Kowalski assumed. "Actually, Kowalski, I thought Timothy was Актёрское искусство guilty." Skipper said. "Here, all in favor of my idea raise your flipper."...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Four - The Prophecy

posted by KowalskiRocks

Me: Four penguins shall be born, each with a unique talent. One leader, one skilled in weaponry, one musical archer of flight, and one with a world of kindness. They represent two things, one bad, one good. Their separation represents the rise of the Dark Times, their reunion represents the fall of the Dark Times. At least I think it's how that goes, it's been fourteen years, I can't remember it exactly.
S: Well, it's better than nothing. How did Ты remember all that?
Me: Maybe it's because I actually listened rather than act like an idiot unlike someone else I could mention.
S: ...
Me: So our...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 16: The Battle of Ga'Hoole

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an час after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the дерево to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P by Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...