"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General", или " The Major-General's Song"was written by the playwrights Gilbert and Sullivan in 1879. The song is famous, and you've probably heard it before.
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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil дельфин mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the Любовь of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl
I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a луч, рэй that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil дельфин mastermind!
I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled by his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled by many rabid bears
Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil дельфин mastermind!
In fact, when i know what is meant by "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been еще forbidding
For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If Ты don't agree with me i'll blow Ты from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil дельфин mastermind!
The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope Ты liked it
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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil дельфин mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the Любовь of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl
I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a луч, рэй that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil дельфин mastermind!
I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled by his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled by many rabid bears
Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil дельфин mastermind!
In fact, when i know what is meant by "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been еще forbidding
For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If Ты don't agree with me i'll blow Ты from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil дельфин mastermind!
The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope Ты liked it
