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I Am the Very Model of an Evil дельфин Mastermind ( Based on The Major-General's Song")

posted by TheRatKing1

"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General", или " The Major-General's Song"was written by the playwrights Gilbert and Sullivan in 1879. The song is famous, and you've probably heard it before.

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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil дельфин mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the Любовь of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl

I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a луч, рэй that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil дельфин mastermind!

I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled by his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled by many rabid bears

Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil дельфин mastermind!

In fact, when i know what is meant by "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been еще forbidding

For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If Ты don't agree with me i'll blow Ты from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil дельфин mastermind!

The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope Ты liked it

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annabelle_05 It was good, but you got the one from mass effect stuckin my head. 'I'm the very model of a scientist Salarian'.

Anchanian Nice idea! A kid performed this song in my theater camp in high school. This would be right up Dr. Blowhole's alley. I wonder if NPH has ever sung it?

sarah12499 Haha this is awesome and funny i'm going to make NPH sing this!!!!

SJF_Penguin2 This was entertaining. Too bad there's no fourth Blowhole special during which he could sing this. The original "Major-General's Song" always makes me think of Kowalski.

TheRatKing1 ^ thanks. i plan on doing more of this same song for Skipper and Kowalski, maybe

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Madagascar Epilogue: Part 8

posted by peacebaby7

The Далее Day...

It was now time to get the plane down. Rico hacked up some knives & the penguins were carefully slicing the vines that were holding the plane in the tree. "OK! This bird's about to fall! Everyone stand back & prepare yourselves!" Skipper announced to the crowd of lemurs down below. Julien, on the ground, сказал(-а) to Maurice, "What bird? I see no bird..." Suddenly, with a lurch, the plane fell.

It wasn't as bad as was predicted. Once it hit the platform, it bounced once, & landed with a thud. The lemurs then began cheering. The penguins leaped down from out of the trees...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 7

posted by peacebaby7

Note to reader: I decided to start doing my Статьи in еще of a story form instead of a script-like form...It's much easier to work in details. Those who have read my Назад Статьи know me to do my Статьи that way. Anyway, please enjoy the Далее chapter of Madagascar Epilogue.

Madagascar

Three Months Into Construction...

The past 3 months of construction has been very progressing for the animals. The platform is now nearly completed, & the penguins were now getting ready to bring down the plane after careful analysis of the plane's engine state.

The four mischievous penguins were now...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 5

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Marty, Alex, & The Penguins...

Marty: "We're comin' Alex!"

Alex: "Great but, I can't see Melman from here...Oh no Ты didn't get the pengu--"

Skipper: "Hold on Hippi! We're here to help!"

Alex: "Marty! Why did Ты bring them!?"

Marty: "Melman was busy."

Skipper: "With that attitude maybe we'll just leave Ты in that tree!"

Alex: "Good! I'd be safer!"

Skipper: "Fine! C'mon men!"

Marty: "Oh, uh-uh! Ты four have to go help him!"

Skipper: "Look, Stripes! He obviously does not need или want our help! He can just wait up there until later on. It'll probably be very late at night when Tall Guy...

Crossroads: Part 9

posted by Skiparah

I clenched my eyes shut as the sting nipped my back. I tried to stop a cry of pain from escaping my beak but it broke free, echoing in the large room. I heard the slicing whack again and the sensation of lightning shooting through me made me yowl in agony, sweat poured down my face. I looked over my shoulder at Blowhole, a pleading expression on my face, "Blowhole, this is unnecessary! If Ты want revenge kill me!" Blowhole chuckled. The lashings stopped. The purr of his segway neared me, "Alexander, this IS revenge. What better way to enjoy it, than to watch Ты suffer?" He lifted the whip...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 2

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien сказал(-а) that Ты can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do Ты think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...

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Crossroads: Part 4

posted by Skiparah

The camp was really a nice place, if didn't mind the gun-powder scent, which I eventully got used to. Leeland showed me around, going from tent to tent. In less than five минуты the whole camp knew me. I realized how dangerous that was. If my mother was to come here looking for me, anyone could give me away and the двуколка, концерт would be up. This wasn't hatchling's play. This was real. We came to the last tent, Leeland's tent. "Oh, Alexander," Leeland began suddenly, looking at me over his shoulder, "There's someone I want Ты to meet." He dissapeared into the tent. I could hear voices and the sound...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 22

posted by peacebaby7

The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded by humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will Ты be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 21

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Kowalski: "Private...How do Ты feel?"

Private: "I...I don't know...I feel...weird..."

Kowalski: "Weird how?"

Private: "I...I don't really remember much of what went on in there..."

Kowalski: "What do Ты remember?"

Private: "Um...I remember bits & pieces..."

Kowalski: "What do Ты mean?"

Private: "There are a lot of things a bit fuzzy..."

Skipper: "Well, I'm sure it'll come back to you." *slaps on back*

Private: Hmmm, I'm sure there was something about my uncle...oh well, I'd remember if it were that important...

Skipper: "You know? We make a good team."

Kowalski: "Agreed. We handled that...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 19

posted by peacebaby7

Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, Ты have me Ты one-eyed freak. So what do Ты want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift Ты want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 16

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on."

Kowalski: "Yes, we fell for it like first год hatchlings."

Rico: *sadly* "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "So...Now that we're probably miles off course...where do we go from here?"

Kowalski: *looks at stars* "Well, according to the stars...we should find water...that way." *points in direction*

Skipper: "You got that from the stars?"

Kowalski: "Yeah. I spent some time studying the solar system, звезда charts, solar radiation--"

Skipper: "--In Americano please."

Kowalski: "I learned a lot of Космос stuff."

Skipper: "Oh. Well...we...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 8

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *practicing his regular morning self defense techniques*

(????): "I see you've learned a lot in the past 2 years..."

Skipper: *stops abruptly & looks around while in battle position* "Who was that?! Where are you?!"

(????): "Do not look so frightened. I mean Ты no harm..."

Skipper: *looks frantically around but sees no one* "Where are you?! Показать yourself! I'm not afraid of you!"

(????): "Ah, Skipper. Ты have so much anger. Just because your parents were taken from Ты it doesn't mean Ты should take it out on everyone else..."

Skipper: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(????): *taps Skipper's...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 4

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*enter Susan to a sick Caleb bearing рыба soup, an egg is seen rapped in blankets Далее to Caleb*

Susan: "Here eat this. Ты need to keep your strength up."

Caleb: "Susan, we both know I'm dying. I can feel it. My mother had the same symptoms. She was gone within 3 days."

Susan: "No. Ты can't leave me. We have to raise our baby...It must have a father!"

Caleb: "I know Ты will take good care of our son или daughter. Why don't Ты get your brother to help you?"

Susan: "He's gone all the time. I barely get to see him."

Caleb: "Susan, he can help Ты during migration. That's about the only...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 1)

posted by peacebaby7

*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, Ты wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It сказал(-а) a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...

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пингвин Bloopers: Kowalski & Julien (from Action Reaction)

posted by peacebaby7

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! Ты must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! Ты TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! Ты must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! Ты ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...

пингвин Bloopers: Koocheekookan, Destroyer of Worlds (from Operation: Lunacorn Apocalypse)

posted by peacebaby7

Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that розовый play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh Ты wanna dance, prom...

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пингвин Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries) Joey's Pen

posted by peacebaby7

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 8 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Rico was in a kind of desert. No trees или bushes could be seen.
He looked around. As expected, he was alone.
He didn’t know what he should do so he just went through the desert.
After about ten minutes, he saw it. The flag!
"That was easy." He said, and wanted to run on to the flag.
But before he could even make a move, he noticed a movement on the left side.
He turned around and almost started to laugh!
A unicorn!
A sweet little baby unicorn!
That was all!
He ran a few yards to the foal. It whinnied happily.
"Okay, come here, I'll just beat Ты up and nothing else." He said.
The жеребенок, кольт whinnied again...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 8

posted by CuteCuddly

*Private's PoV*

The only reason we survive the explosion, is because of bad luck...which turns out to be GOOD luck.

We were running-well, CC and Skippah were runnning, I was being carried by Skippah. And CC trips and falls down a hidden staircase that goes down to a basement. Skippah quickly follows. Mere секунды before the explosion, we make it to the bottom and hear:

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

The whole base violently shakes and causes all of us to loose our balance, and collapse to the ground. We feel the heat from deep underground, which tells us the danger we were in just секунды ago.

We were...

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Okarah's Secret: Prologue

posted by RockOnPenguin

It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...

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The Slenderman chp. 4

posted by stlouisfan

(Morning)

Skipper was the first one awake the very Далее morning; followed shortly by Rico and Kowalski. Skipper walked over to his coffee urn and began brewing some coffee.

"Well boys, what's on the agenda today?" Skipper asked as the coffee urn began gurgling.

Kowalski was about to answer when he noticed that Private's bunk was empty.

"Ummm... Skipper it appears that Private isn't here," Kowalski сказал(-а) as pointed at Private's bunk.

Skipper looked over and let out a little growl.

"Seriously? What is going on with Private? I don't mind it if it's for the guests, but if it gets in the way of our training...