Classified Holmes

added by SJF_Penguin2

Somebody had to do it. Technically, however, Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock prefers nicotine patches and the occasional cigarette to the classic pipe and loathes the deerstalker, but this was still fun to make.

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Пингвины Мадагаскара

sherlock

sherlock holmes

classified

волк

deerstalker

dreamworks

bbc

Бенедикт Камбербэтч

Sassl, 27Kowalski and 1 other like this

peacebaby7 LOL, nice job. They should totally have made a spoof like this. Have Classified say "It's elementary, my dear Watson," just once. Once. XD

SJF_Penguin2 @PB7: Interestingly, Sherlock Holmes never said that exact quote in any of the Arthur Conan Doyle stories. It would still be a funny line to have in the movie though. (Or, to be truer to the BBC version, maybe something like, "I’m not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.")

peacebaby7 @SJF: Hm, really? I never knew that. I'll have to look up who came up with that line, then. And I would [i]love[/i] for him to say that. I did know about that line. XD Edit: Ah, I see. Apparently the closest Holmes comes to saying that quote in Doyle's work is just "Elementary," in [i]The Crooked Man[/i]. It was said in the 1929 film "The Return of Sherlock Holmes," where he became famous for that quote. Of course, you probably knew that. I just found it interesting. X3

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There is a Reason: Chapter Five

posted by krazy4kowalski

Standing Tall

Whoa, sorry for the late updating. I’m not so good at this Фан fiction stuff; I’ll try to do better Далее time. Anyway, this is the final chapter. Not as action packed as the last one, but this is еще of a sad, conversation-like chapter. There’s also a lot of medical stuff, but I’m not a doctor nor am I as smart as Kowalski, so there might be some faulty information. Well, it’s probably еще realistic than most of the stuff in the show! Enjoy, and thank Ты for Чтение There is a Reason. I had a lot of fun with it.

The Далее few минуты were a blur for Skipper. He remembered...

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One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Skipper says: “‘One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!’ is a 100-day-long wtiting project by GrandOldPenguin on FanFiction.net.”

Note: The following “article” contains the first 10 pieces in a 100-day-long Письмо project I am currently involved in on FanFiction.net. In the project, I am Письмо one 200-word “double-drabble” story related to “The Penguins of Madagascar” each and every день from February 1 until May 11, 2010. Every 10 days, I Опубликовать a new batch of 10 of these little stories on FanFiction.net. Below are the first 10 (written from February 1-10, 2010). If Ты enjoy these stories and would like to read еще of them, please follow this link link. Ты can also read the full Список of rules that I...

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Never Turn Back Chapter 2

posted by penguinsfan2

-Marlenes Habitat,night,5 hours before the murder-

me:*sigh*Marlene?
Marlene:Yeah.
me:I still dont know whats makeing all the noise near your habitat.
Marlene:Its ok.
me:Marlene why dont Ты ask the guys for help?
Marlene:Because I dont want skipper Актёрское искусство like im a just a helpless victim again!
me:ok!no need to yell.Well I'll see Ты later.
Marlene:*sigh*bye!
---Penguin Habitat,night,4hrs before the murder---
me:hey everone.
skipper:where were Ты the whole time?
me:uhh..no where...
skipper:uh huh.so Ты where no where the whole time?
me:pretty much.
skipper:*eyes suspitiously*
ash:Well just to change the...

The пингвин West by пингвин Girl. ( Part 1 )

posted by rico911910

This was based of a dream I had inside a dream with the penguins of madagascar mixed with an old western movie I hope Ты like it:)
The пингвин West By пингвин Girl
It was a usual день for the penguins. Skipper and the rest of the penguins were at a confrence with the lemurs, chimps, and Marlean at the gift shop.
It was all going well until......boom!!!!!
"What in the world was that?!" yelled Marlean looking at the penguins in shock.
"I don't have the faintst says Skipper looking toward Kowalski in curiosity.
"I must have left my latest invention on at the HQ it probly over loaded its system." Then...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 8

posted by KowalskiTheLich

The morning after the small funeral, everyone was particularly tense. Trying to prevent themselves from crying about Kowalski anymore, they resorted to beating the stuffing out of one of their punching bags (literally) and doing a bunch of grueling exercises without a break. Skipper was convinced that the extra work would keep their minds off of Kowalski but it actually did the opposite: everyone was thinking of Kowalski to keep their minds off of the constant soreness and pain they were feeling from doing all of the work. Eventually, Skipper acknowledged that fact that his idea was not working...

What Happend Skipper?(ch.1 pg.3)

posted by rico911910

..YOU крачка TO THE Далее PAGE.......................
Yet the room was still drowned in silence. Untill
priviate begian to ask
"what just happend?" as they sat Далее to Skipper, Kowalski still holding his flipper as he wipes away tears with his other flipper. The answer was very clear to them that they had not a clue what happend. Then Kowalski felt his flipper holding Skipper's flipper tightning. They than looked at Skipper hows eyes were slowly opening. As his eye's opening еще and еще as he slowly looks around the room. With his eye site a littile bit blery then every theng coming into veiw...

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Android Skipper and Skipper

added by PripperNKicoFan

Source: The Hoboken Surprise

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Angry Birds.

added by peacebaby7

Source: Operation: Break-Speare

penguins meet friendship

posted by midnightangel88

rarity: well darling whats your name (levitates a cup of tea)
private: my names private i'm british from the Лондон zoo
applejack: well nice to meet Ты private my name's яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса
twilight: my names princess twilight sparkle
rarity: i am rarity (sips tea)
rainbow dash: i'm радуга dash (fly's fast towards him)
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
rainbow: (stops) oh sorry i guess Ты don't like scary things
private: (nods) what about the yellow пони over there
fluttershy: i am fluttershy
private: (sighs) i miss skippah
rainbow: i am pretty sure they will find Ты
private: thanks for...

a beutiful melody chapter 2

posted by midnightangel88

private: oh ya skippah this is my mom
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet Ты skippah
skippah: nice to meet Ты too
melody: Эй, private wanna go get something special Ты deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of арахис масло, сливочное масло winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats арахис масло, сливочное масло winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 16: Nothing to be Afraid of

posted by peacebaby7

“Nothing to be Afraid of”
November 1, 2014

“Come on, Skipper!” Marlene urged, pulling him toward the Хэллоуин Haunted House in Central Park. “It’ll be awesome!”

“It’ll be pointless! Haunted Houses are so overrated!” Skipper сказал(-а) as he tried to resist Marlene pulling on his flipper.

Marlene stopped and turned toward him. “What, are Ты afraid?” she challenged.

“No, I just don’t want to waste my time wandering through a supposedly ‘scary’ house,” Skipper answered.

“Come on, I’ve been anticipating this ever since they started advertising it. I’ve never been in...

Give me your dark beany secrets.

added by AnxiousSoul

Source: 18y4gy.gif

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 14: Good Game

posted by peacebaby7

“Good Game”
July 30, 2014

    “I believe that’s checkmate, Marlene,” Skipper announced, moving his piece to trap her king.

    Marlene pursed her lips and threw a bishop at him. “Come on, that was the third time in a row,” she protested.

    Skipper laughed. “Hey, don’t hate the player, here!”

    Marlene laughed and threw a knight at him. “I don’t hate you, it just makes me feel better,” she corrected.

    “Well,” Skipper replied with a smile, “two can play at that...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 30: Are Ты Challenging Me? 02.15.16

posted by peacebaby7

Are Ты Challenging Me? 02.15.16

Note: This shot is dedicated to link and his little brother, who requested it from me. I hope Ты like it and that I didn’t disappoint you.

— § —

Tense.

That was the only way to describe the atmosphere in the HQ. They’d recently returned from a mission to thwart Hans’ latest scheme, which hadn’t gone as planned.

“Skipper,” Kowalski called as Skipper violently prepared his постель, кровати for the night. Kowalski rolled his eyes. “You’re being ridiculous.”

“Ridiculous?” Skipper snapped, turning to face him. “I’m not the one being ridiculous. I had...

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PoM

added by Skipperpingu

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the most wisest words i have heard in my entire life

added by Bitt3rman

A Hero's Tale; Scene III, part 2

posted by queenpalm

Blowhole disliked taking the eyepatch off...

Okay, here come the antagonists! Please review! :)

That very same day, at that very same time, there where four penguins and a дельфин who had just swum away from the explosion.

The location. The location was hard to name. It was a вверх secret Загрузка dock, and from what I can tell you, it's in New Jersey. As you, the reader, is familiar with it, it is that place in 'The пингвин Who Loved Me'. And, it was also a few секунда before it had ended.

"Skipper, do Ты suppose we've finally seen the last of Doctor Blowhole?" Private asked, as the penguins slowly waddled away from the dock.

"What a delightfully...