How many times do Ты get passed by and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, Ты must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, или at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.
Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by following my Список of wonderful alternative ways to say "Hello."
1. The "Hey"
This is by far the easiest and most commonly-used form of "Hello." When Ты are ready, Ты may even want to try the extended version of this simple greeting (see #2).
How It's Done
Approach your target with grace, bumping into Болталка passersby on your way. As Ты get closer to your target, let a smile crawl up your face as Ты lift your chin up a bit and say "hey." Don't forget to look at your target, and listen for a response. Do not slow down a whole lot. It is perfectly acceptable to be behind the target when he responds.
2. The "Heyy"
WARNING! Do not use with complete strangers. The people Ты "Heyy" should be close friends, или people with whom Ты feel comfortable.
How It's Done
This version of the most common "hey" (see above) is сказал(-а) in two syllables, and usually done with the arms spread out to the sides, palms facing upward while the head and shoulders do a miniature body roll to the left, then right. If done right, your target will repeat the greeting, resulting in laughter. This shared experience allows Ты to connect with someone and start your день like a normal human being should.
3. The "Cheery Hello"
The "Cheery Hello" is a great thing to use on days where you're bouncing down the halls with sunshine radiating from all around. Needless to say, this "Hello" shows everyone that Ты are having a good day. Your happiness may even rub off on some of your friends. WARNING! Do not use after a tragic event, breakup, или any kind of sad incident. If Ты see people crying, back off.
How It's Done
As Ты come bounding into school, select a target who looks approachable (that means no crossed arms, scowling, eyebrows pulled together, или chainsaws, sorry). As Ты advance on your target, keep that smile propped up and use a sing-song voice to say "Hello" (go up first, then down a couple of notes). Your target may look surprised, but pleased. For the full effect, keep looking at your target for a few еще precious секунды before bouncing away again. Do not stare for too long; make the look last only a few seconds. No need to creep the person out, или make her think that you're plotting some sort of evil scheme.
4. The "Sup Nod"
Ты mostly see the male population of the school using this rather awesome greeting, but girls, we can have fun, too.
How It's Done
Pick a target, usually someone standing by her locker, или talking in a group. Slowly walk up to her, bouncing a little with each step. Stop. Wait for a few seconds. Tilt your head to the side, jerk your chin in an upwards motion, and bring it back down. Your head may go back a little bit. For the full effect, say the word "sup" while your chin is at its highest. Professional 'sup-ers may even look good while doing the "'Sup Nod" with a slight change: Instead of saying "sup" while raising your chin, pretend to be doing the nod without the sup, and speak while your neck, head and chin are coming back to their normal positions.
5. The "RunOnHelloThatIncludesEverythingYouEverWannaSay"
This greeting is reserved for days when Ты come bursting into school with life-changing news about your dog/college/bf/gf/whatever, and absolutely cannot wait to share it with the world. WARNING: Do not interrupt important-looking conversations no matter how amazing your news.
How It's Done
As Ты come bursting into the school, use your wide-open eyes to find your group of targets. Approach them biting your tongue, because before Ты can explode all over your victims, Ты absolutely have to make sure Ты are not interrupting anything important. If it looks like Ты might be, turn and restlessly look around for a lone target that Ты could enlighten with what Ты have to say, and walk toward that person. If no such person exists, simply wait until the current discussion is coming to an end, and WHAM!!!, Ты can spill your guts.
Which greetings make Ты smile?
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Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by following my Список of wonderful alternative ways to say "Hello."
1. The "Hey"
This is by far the easiest and most commonly-used form of "Hello." When Ты are ready, Ты may even want to try the extended version of this simple greeting (see #2).
How It's Done
Approach your target with grace, bumping into Болталка passersby on your way. As Ты get closer to your target, let a smile crawl up your face as Ты lift your chin up a bit and say "hey." Don't forget to look at your target, and listen for a response. Do not slow down a whole lot. It is perfectly acceptable to be behind the target when he responds.
2. The "Heyy"
WARNING! Do not use with complete strangers. The people Ты "Heyy" should be close friends, или people with whom Ты feel comfortable.
How It's Done
This version of the most common "hey" (see above) is сказал(-а) in two syllables, and usually done with the arms spread out to the sides, palms facing upward while the head and shoulders do a miniature body roll to the left, then right. If done right, your target will repeat the greeting, resulting in laughter. This shared experience allows Ты to connect with someone and start your день like a normal human being should.
3. The "Cheery Hello"
The "Cheery Hello" is a great thing to use on days where you're bouncing down the halls with sunshine radiating from all around. Needless to say, this "Hello" shows everyone that Ты are having a good day. Your happiness may even rub off on some of your friends. WARNING! Do not use after a tragic event, breakup, или any kind of sad incident. If Ты see people crying, back off.
How It's Done
As Ты come bounding into school, select a target who looks approachable (that means no crossed arms, scowling, eyebrows pulled together, или chainsaws, sorry). As Ты advance on your target, keep that smile propped up and use a sing-song voice to say "Hello" (go up first, then down a couple of notes). Your target may look surprised, but pleased. For the full effect, keep looking at your target for a few еще precious секунды before bouncing away again. Do not stare for too long; make the look last only a few seconds. No need to creep the person out, или make her think that you're plotting some sort of evil scheme.
4. The "Sup Nod"
Ты mostly see the male population of the school using this rather awesome greeting, but girls, we can have fun, too.
How It's Done
Pick a target, usually someone standing by her locker, или talking in a group. Slowly walk up to her, bouncing a little with each step. Stop. Wait for a few seconds. Tilt your head to the side, jerk your chin in an upwards motion, and bring it back down. Your head may go back a little bit. For the full effect, say the word "sup" while your chin is at its highest. Professional 'sup-ers may even look good while doing the "'Sup Nod" with a slight change: Instead of saying "sup" while raising your chin, pretend to be doing the nod without the sup, and speak while your neck, head and chin are coming back to their normal positions.
5. The "RunOnHelloThatIncludesEverythingYouEverWannaSay"
This greeting is reserved for days when Ты come bursting into school with life-changing news about your dog/college/bf/gf/whatever, and absolutely cannot wait to share it with the world. WARNING: Do not interrupt important-looking conversations no matter how amazing your news.
How It's Done
As Ты come bursting into the school, use your wide-open eyes to find your group of targets. Approach them biting your tongue, because before Ты can explode all over your victims, Ты absolutely have to make sure Ты are not interrupting anything important. If it looks like Ты might be, turn and restlessly look around for a lone target that Ты could enlighten with what Ты have to say, and walk toward that person. If no such person exists, simply wait until the current discussion is coming to an end, and WHAM!!!, Ты can spill your guts.
Which greetings make Ты smile?
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This has probably happened to a lot of Ты because of taking notes in class.
Have Ты ever got a little blister или callus because of Письмо too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure или rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the гитара или even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So Ты have some calluses and Ты want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
Ты can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with лимон for 10 минуты and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams или миндальный, миндаль oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and Ты will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have Ты ever got a little blister или callus because of Письмо too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure или rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the гитара или even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So Ты have some calluses and Ты want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
Ты can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with лимон for 10 минуты and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams или миндальный, миндаль oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and Ты will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"
1) If Ты Want to work for people ....Make your сердце the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If Ты want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As Ты are the creator of your life, similarly Ты are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for Ты
*always forget what Ты did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
1) If Ты Want to work for people ....Make your сердце the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If Ты want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As Ты are the creator of your life, similarly Ты are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for Ты
*always forget what Ты did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
I've recently heard that some people are offended by the T- рубашка slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.
But the thing is, I feel that the рубашка isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five год old boy wearing a рубашка that сказал(-а) "Girls Have Cooties" или "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female или male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have Ты ever seen a T.V. Показать where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
But the thing is, I feel that the рубашка isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five год old boy wearing a рубашка that сказал(-а) "Girls Have Cooties" или "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female или male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have Ты ever seen a T.V. Показать where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.