1. "Do not use if Ты cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
7. "Do not use while sleeping или unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a Шоколад CD in a gift basket.
9. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
10. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
11. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
12. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
13. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
14. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy шлем used as a container for popcorn.
15. "Do not use near fire, flame, или sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
16. "Battery may explore или leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
17. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner картридж, патрон for a laser printer.
18. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
19. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
20. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
21. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
22. "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's пицца box.
23. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
24. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
25. "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
26. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
27. "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
28. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months или less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 год old.
29. "Do not recharge, put in backwards, или use." -- On a battery.
30. "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated сиденье, место, сиденья cushion.
2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
7. "Do not use while sleeping или unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a Шоколад CD in a gift basket.
9. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
10. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
11. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
12. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
13. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
14. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy шлем used as a container for popcorn.
15. "Do not use near fire, flame, или sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
16. "Battery may explore или leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
17. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner картридж, патрон for a laser printer.
18. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
19. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
20. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
21. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
22. "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's пицца box.
23. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
24. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
25. "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
26. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
27. "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
28. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months или less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 год old.
29. "Do not recharge, put in backwards, или use." -- On a battery.
30. "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated сиденье, место, сиденья cushion.
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other Статья like this so here's another one.I hope Ты enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks by (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a чай party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals by say "would Ты like to Присоединиться us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the розовый fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good или I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks by (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a чай party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals by say "would Ты like to Присоединиться us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the розовый fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good или I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT дата IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
еще famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy луч, рэй cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
еще famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy луч, рэй cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone Ты meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as Ты can.
If Ты see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to утка under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as Ты can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as Ты can.
If Ты see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to утка under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as Ты can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, или pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum еще gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min или completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting еще till Ты reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, или pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum еще gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min или completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting еще till Ты reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок last night watching some rubbish Телевидение Показать and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my радуга colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Любовь Ты soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Любовь Ты more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting Ты a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting Ты one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten минуты later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.