One день Muscleman wasn't feeling well.

Muscleman: Aw man. I don't feel so good. *lays on couch*
Mordecai: *walks in* Muscleman, are Ты ok?
Muscleman: No. Could Ты get me a root beer?
Mordecai: I think we're out dude. Sorry.
Muscleman: BUT I WANT MY ROOTBEER!!! *goes crazy*
Benson: What the hell is this?
Mordecai: Muscleman isn't feeling well.
Benson: Oh man, you're not kidding. You, and Rigby will have to do his work today.
Mordecai: Fine *goes outside*
Rigby: Эй, Benson.
Benson: Where have Ты been? Go work with Mordecai!!
Rigby: Jeez, I just woke up.
Muscleman: Then go do my work *barfs*
Rigby: Ok, fine!

Rigby went to where Mordecai was, and saw him waiting.

Mordecai: What took Ты so long dude?
Rigby: I just woke up, and Muscleman nearly barfed on me.
Mordecai: Whatever. Let's just go do his work. *drives cart*

Today Muscleman had to work at a part of the park no one has ever gone before. There were a lot of trees, and when Mordecai & Rigby got there, they found something.

Rigby: Whoa, check that out.
Mordecai: What is that?
Rigby: It looks like a well.
Mordecai: Yeah, but what does it say there?
Rigby: It says my well, get lost.
Mordecai: Dude, this could be a secret well. We gotta Показать this to the others.
?: DON'T!!
Rigby: Who was that?
?: I am the guardian of secrets!! If Ты Показать this to anyone, the creator will come, and kill you.
Mordecai: Yeah right.
Rigby: It's probably a teenager playing a prank on us.
Mordecai: Yeah let's go *drives away*

Mordecai & Rigby went to the house where everyone else was.

Mordecai: Guys, guess what?
Benson: Why aren't Ты working?
Rigby: We got something really cool to Показать you.
Muscleman: Is it something that'll make me feel better?
Rigby: No, but it's this secret well!
Skips: Hold on, did Ты say it was secret?
Mordecai: Yeah, why?
Skips: Ты shouldn't have told us then. Because now the creator of that well is going to kill you.
Rigby: NO! Isn't there any way to prevent that?
Skips: Ты have to kill him first.
Mordecai: How do we do that?
Sikps: I have a grenade launcher, Ты can use that.
Rigby: Thanks dude.

40 секунды later the creator of the well arrived, and he wanted revenge

creator: *shoots windows*
Mordecai: There he is!
Rigby: Let me shoot him!
Mordecai: No, I have it!
Rigby: Let me!! *accidentally launches grenade*
Mordecai: You're lucky that didn't explode. Now let's kill this guy for reals. *shoots grenade*
creator: *dodges grenade*
Rigby: Yeah, that definetely was for reals.
Mordecai: I got this!
Muscleman: *grabs grenade launcher* I got this! *kills creator*
Rigby: Dude, Ты got him!
Muscleman: Of course I did!
Mordecai: And, you're no longer sick.
Muscleman: Yeah, about that I was faking it. C'ya! *leaves room*
Mordecai: He was faking it?!?

The End