rigby-tron

(I accidentally took down the first version of this, so I had to rewrite it. Sorry.)

“Mordecai!” a familiar voice called. The blue сойка, джей looked up from his coffee and saw a very exited racoon running down the stairs towards him.
“Oh, hi Rigby.”
Rigby sat down. “Guess what?” he said, barely holding in his excitement. “Your brother’s coming to stay for the summer break!”
“Brother?”
“Ray? Don’t Ты remember? He runs Jokeinators, dude!”
“What? Why the hell is that freak coming?”
“I thought Ты liked him.”
“Duh. No.”
“He’s your brother! Come on dude, he’s awesome!”...

Ginger was excited about the огонь Ball. She couldn't wait to go. But she was kindda disappointed that she couldn't bring any Друзья with her. She was about to get out her ball платье, бальное платье to put it on, when HFG barged in like he owned the place. HFG didn't look too happy... "Ginger, I need to talk to Ты for a second." HFG said, with a tone in his voice that scared Ginger. "Uh... What's wrong?" Ginger сказал(-а) looking scared and confused. "Mordecai and Rigby JUST told me about some guy named Spice! Who is he? Tell me now, Ginger!" Ginger's сердце was pounding out of her chest. "He's just a friend, chipmunk."...

Mordecai and Rigby sat down on a chair and looked at the clock on the Стена of the kitchen. "It's Ready!" Rigby beeped. Mordecai opened the freezer door as Rigby and Mordecai's mouths smiled. "Hey Rigby," Mordecai said. "Ready?" Rigby looked up at Mordecai, "Hm, hm." Rigby replied as he quickly nodded his head. "Okay, Together!" Mordecai demanded as he got two Кока-кола bottles from the freezer. "In one..." Rigby counted as he strapped the bottles to himself. "Two" Mordecai blared. "and THREE!" The Кока-кола bottles opened and Rigby shot around the room as Mordecai watched intently. The bottles bubbled...

Mordecai, and Rigby kept driving down the highway to Canada.

Mordecai: Ok, how much money do we have so far?
Rigby: $350
Mordecai: That's great. Now we just gotta spend it only on emergencies.
Rigby: Relax I got it.
Mordecai: Are Ты sure?
Rigby: Yeah man *drops money out window* Uhh.
Mordecai: What?
Rigby: About the money...
Mordecai: Ты Остаться в живых it?!
Rigby: $250 of it.
Mordecai: Aaaah. Ты idiot! Ты never hold something like that near a window!
Rigby: Oh. Hey, we're near a casino we can win еще money!
Mordecai: Alright dude, but Ты better win.
Rigby: Relax, I'm good at this.
Mordecai: Ok.

They stopped...