What is your Избранное of Shikamaru's quotes?

those two are my favorites, especally the bottom one. i also like...
"why do i always end up fighting women? maybe i should copy the other guy and give up"

"If women made Ты a better person, I wouldn't want to know what were Ты like before."

"Subtle as a rhino...and scarier than my mom.."

"I never really liked Sasuke, but all the same, he's a member of the Hidden Leaf village, he's a comrade and I'll put my life on the line to help him, that's the way of our village. I know I usually seem like a pretty lazy guy, but not today. Because now, I'm responsible for your lives too."

and of course, "how troublesome"

"Ugh... it's SHADOW POSSESSION. Get your jutsu right." I also like the one Ты сказал(-а) with the alarm clock...

Definitely the alarm clock quote...Besides, I'm to lazy to Поиск for others...XD

"It's troublesome, but when I decide to do things, I do them properly."

"If women made Ты a better person, I wouldn't want to know what Ты were like before."

"Ughh. Great. What's the point in setting the alarm if I'm going to wake up before it goes off? What a total waste. Now I've gotta shut it off but I don't feel like moving. But if I don't shut it off it will just keep ringing and ringing. It makes me tired just thinking about the whole thing. Some mornings are such a drag…"

"A girl saving a guy...I just can't leave things that way."

Unoriginal but i Любовь "what a drag", "A girl saving a guy that's just NOT right" ( Ты go Temari!) and the whole облако monologue

Oh heck... there are so MANY... choosing one would be a drag. X3

Oh, but there IS the quote: 'In fact, I don't really like him at all.', about Sasuke. Oh and 'a kunoichi with no particular talent' about Sakura. XD

Also, the whole speech he gave to Chouji ages назад about being himself. That was really nice. :)

Oh but there are so many OTHERS...

"Ughh. Great. What's the point in setting the alarm if I'm going to wake up before it goes off? What a total waste. Now I've gotta shut it off but I don't feel like moving. But if I don't shut it off it will just keep ringing and ringing. Sigh. It makes me tired just thinking about the whole thing. Some mornings are such a drag…"

"Like I сказал(-а) before, I'm just being me. And Ты should just keep being you. It's stupid to talk about all the things that you're not."

"Now who's pathetic? I don't hide in the shadows, I become them."