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posted by OneRedonkChick
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Шрек so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Шрек every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in постель, кровати and it's really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
It's Shrek.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butt-hole.
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Шрек looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
Шрек leaves through my window.
Шрек is love. Шрек is life.
posted by CarolinaMayFire
It was my 16th birthday. All I wanted was to see Shrek. When i told my parents what I wanted, they laughed and called me a queer. I cried as they beat me mercilessly with my pet potato. All of a sudden, Шрек bursted through my window. He through my parents into our fireplace. The smell of my parents filled my nostrils. I thank Shrek. He whispers into my ear, "I'm making вафель, вафли now". He puts me on my knees and he shoves his massive ogre privates in my mouth. I can barely breathe but I carry on. I was nearly choking when he filled my mouth with his love. I felt like I was drowning but i would never say no to Shrek. We are all Shrek's children. Шрек watch over us all. Шрек is love, Шрек is life.
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Shrek
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This Статья is about the first Шрек film. For the franchise, see Шрек (franchise). For the Название character, see Шрек (character). For other uses, see Шрек (disambiguation).
Shrek
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Theatrical release poster
Directed by    
Andrew Adamson
Vicky Jenson
Produced by    
Aron Warner
John H. Williams
Jeffrey Katzenberg
Written by    
Ted Elliott
Terry Rossio
Joe Stillman
Roger S. H. Schulman
Based on    Shrek!
by William Steig
Starring    ...
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