Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!
1. Throw whatever training Ты have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's Фаны sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!
2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let Ты imagine why.
3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.
4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.
Man it's ridiculous, I got Ты so delirious Kiss Ты through the phone, while I lick Ты just like liquirish I'm hold back in 96, and Ты can be my Shasha Fierce Baby Ты so sexy, I Любовь the way them jeans fit Put Ты on my team list, Call Ты miss bezzy. I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy And if Ты don't believe me, please don't tease me Delirious for my love, better yet I got Ты phenen LET DO IT!
[Verse 1: Taylah P] Hey over there what's your name Are Ты for real Is this a game You start to smile And I do the same I look away but Ты remain Your eyes starin back...