Skipper and kowalski are on the beach, he was Поцелуи marlene he loved. Kowalski was surfing in the water, there were high waves. Than an час later marlene would go swim in the sea. Skipper I go for a swim and surf, would Ты came too? No, skipper сказал(-а) I go sunbathing. Than she was in, the waves are so high that the surfboard fell of her and fell onto her head and she lose consciousness. She fell onto the bottom of the sea, she was drowning. A quarter later, skipper realised marlene isn't coming back and he began to Поиск for her, but he didn't find her. He calls his team to Поиск in the...

At-chu

AN/Lame title. It was the best I could think of.

The energetic tune of the bugal tone that sounded at
exactly six thirty every morning sent three penguins
leaping up and out of постель, кровати in size order. Kowalski, Rico,
and Private all stood side by side in erect posture.
They gazed strait on, Kowalski's expression solid and
serious though still half-awake, Rico, a solemn expression
on his scarred face all the same Ты could see the phyco
fire in his antarctican eyes, Private, who was last in the order,
carefully wiped sleep from one сирень eye, not breaking
his posture however. After waiting several seconds...

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...