6 reasons not to mess with children:
Reason 1:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher сказал(-а) it was physically impossible for a кит to глотать, ласточка a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a кит could not глотать, ласточка a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then Ты ask him ".
Reason 2:
A Kindergarten...
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