Соник и Шедоу

I can't sleep!... Maybe I'll wake Shads up. I patted him on the head. His sleeping face is so cute!

Huh. He's not reacting. Maybe I'll...

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Doodoodoo.
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Here we go.

Bop!

Normal POV

"AAAGHH!" Shadow shouted, surprised by the sudden kiss.
"Heheh, did that surprise you?"
"Of course it d-did!" Shadow replied, clutching his crotch area under the sheets. He was hard by just the kiss...
"Oh...Excited, are you?" Sonic сказал(-а) seductively, grabbing his arm and pinning it up against the wall. "You've earned it."
Sonic let go of his arm and bent down towards Shadow's sheath. He licked it once, and Shadow moaned...

Shadow: *drinking*

Waitress: "Hey hunky!"

Shadow: "Sorry, not intrested."

Waitress: "ya sureee sweetheart?" *her breats jiggle*

Shadow: "I'm sure."

Waitress: "guh, fine! Эй, sonic! Come er and serve this man with bad taste In Women!" *Walks away*
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Sonic: "Hello sir, I am sonic, I'll be your Waiter this evening. Anything to drink?"

Shadow: "uhh, yeah. Can I have another пиво please?" *looks at him while drooling a little bit*

Sonic: "Sure thing sir, right away!" *Walks into the kitchen*

Shadow: "No! He's a guy! And I'm a guy, I shouldn't think he's hot. There are plenty of women I like here, like, that...