Соник и Шедоу

today like any other день fighting egg man
but день my 15th thought sonic
I was sent this ice blue изумруд wind marks on
in a pod box with USB cable connected to it
with a изумруд blue ice blue window 20000
laptop build in webcam mm thought sonic
there was a ice blue journal project sonic on
the cover sonic was shock opining the journal
dear sonic my name is professor GRYO
you may not BELIVE what I after till Ты young one
but its all true every word of it true
I crated both your mom dad both of them are male
hermaphrodite /ageless/immortal
you was born in the год 2021 not the timeline
you are...

Me: Alllrrriiight. So... Well. Guys, It seems i am keeping the purple bunny, Dulce...I will make it as she will be subtly in the story once her purpose is through though, mkay?
Sonic: *singing "turn me on"*(Nicki Minaj)
Tails: *intense stare* Whaaaaa??
Rouge: COME ON AND TURN ME ON, TURN ME ON!!
Shadow: *face palm* I am in a world of idiots...
Me: *sings in*
Knuckles: Yaaaayy!!! *CaramellDansen*
Me: *signing* On with the story!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in the story, except for Dulce. I do not own Hatsune Miku, I do not own CaramellDansen. This is all for entertainment purposes...

Sonic: *knock knock*

Shadow: "ugh, come in!"

Sonic: "Hey shads! What's up?"

Shadow: "The ceiling...."

Sonic: "Ha, Ha. Shadow you're such a jokester!"

Shadow: *sarcastic laughter* "uhhh huh, I'm sooooo funny!" *rolls eyes*

Sonic: "hey watcha watching on TV there?" *Walks over but then trips* "GAH!"

{ at that moment sonic is ontop of shadow, and there is 30 секунды of complete silence}

Shadow: "Wow, You're so soft sonic."

Sonic: "I'm so sorry, Shadow! Oh, let me get up" *about to get up until.......*

{ Shadow then pulls sonic back ontop of him to aggressively Kiss him}

Sonic: "mmmmhhh."

Shadow: *Sonic pulls...

Me: ...Where is she...
Tails: Who?
Me: Where have Ты been???
Tails: ...None of your concern...
Me: Need to include you.
Tails: WHY?! I was having a great time with Cream!
Me: HA!!! THAT'S WHY!! THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BE-
Rouge: *slams Tokyo's head on a стол письменный, стол again*
Me: *nosebleed* N-Nooo...you whore...

Somewhere...In...a sidewalk (12:03 P.M.)

Shadow had to haul Sonic along to the restaurant.
"NO! NO!"
"Gosh, Ты sound like i was pounding Ты for the first time." Shadow smiled slyly. He came around to a corner, and turned to a very bright lit street. Even in daylight, it shined, and glittered with a blinding...