last time: ..... stuff happened.

sonic: oooooooooh. my stomach.
shadow: whats wrong with your stomach?
sonic: i dont kno- { vomit}
shadow!
sonic: it hurts so much. shadow, please help me!
shadow: { poor guy, must have morning sickness}

shadow: go eat an apple.
sonic:{ damn}
shadow: if i see a chili dog. ill beat you.
sonic: b-beat?
shadow: Ты know?, sex.
sonic: oh.

sonic then eats an apple.

shadow: did Ты eat anything for breakfast?
sonic: no i did- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

shadow: thats it im taking Ты to the hospital.
sonic: h-hospital.

shadow: CHAOS- { boom}

at the hospital:

shadow: CONTORL!

nurse: hello, are Ты checking in as a-

shadow: my friend needs help, he didnt eat anything and he vomited.

nurse okay. ill see whats wrong.

in the room.

nurse:okay im going to see on this moniter to know whats wrong with your friend.

sonic: am i gonna be alright?
shadow: of course,.....i hope.

nurse: well, interesting.

sonic: what?
shadow: what?

nurse: your friend here is pregnant!

sonic: r- {joy] REALLY!

shadow: oh thank god.

sonic: oooow, my stomach. but i dont care.

nurse: itll come in 9 months. come back if anyhting happens. kay?

shadow: yes,... thank you.


shadow and sonic go back home.

sonic: what are we gonna name it?
shadow: we dont know if its a girl или boy yet. we have to wait.

sonic: but i want it now.

shadow: sometimes Ты act like a kid.

sonic: really now, ..... does this mean we cant do it?

shadow: sadly,.... yes.

sonic: aw amn, i wanted to celebrate by dancing all over Ты sexy, wet, fucking hot body.

shadow: your so sweet.






soon sonic and алоза, шад will have a baby.

:3